That was a pun fellas.. Keep up already.. I'm going to go on a tyrade already.. Its ok.. Im Lobon and this is my site.. You dont have to come and read if you dont want.. But what could have been a killer angle to help the CCW be a credible fed, is turning into nothing but a joke... Honestly..
Maroon, Force and Stevens collectively known as The SCW Triad about 3 weeks ago. Invaded the CCW message board because they wanted in on the fun. Im sure Maroon was hoping for some sort of reaction.. And he got it. But it died off quickly..
Bad booking...That's all there is too it.. It looks as though even when the CCW fed heads said they loved the idea about the SCW invasion. They were secretly laughing their asses off behind the backs of Maroon, Stevens and Force for even thinking that they were going to get over with it.
Because I'm looking at this Tresspass card.. And were supposed to be a week away and theres only one main match on the card. Shawn Hall (CCW) vs Maroon (SCW).. Yeah its like the only interfed fued going on right now.. But the booking staff doesnt seem like its doing anything in the meantime to push other members of the respected sides against the other. What's Loner supposed to do?? Yeah even though he's typical AWOL in a big angle. Who's fueding with him? It seems as though Hardcore Icon wants to beat up on Scotty. Icon was the last great leader of the CCW. He's pubically spoken out against the SCW along with Shawn Hall, but has he done anything about it?!? Nope. No one has. That's why this big SCW thing is just a big fu(king joke. Is the staff going to really give Maroon and crew the time of day right now? More then likely not. The other members of the SCW, Force, Stevens, Nuke, Psycotic are stuck trying to get in the company but dont realize that its not going to happen.
Nuke is jobbing to Commish Ace in a main event match that served no purpose then to get the Commish over for some strange reason other then to say filthy toe rag. Did it really stop the SCW invasion? Nope. If it was to mean anything then Ace would have challanged Maroon. But Maroon hasnt been touched since starting this thing. He's just beat the crap out of Shawn Hall 200 times. Stevens, I dont know where he's going to fit into all of this as Psycotic or Force. There hasnt been enough cards to push any decent angles for these two groups. Theyre going to be stuck in some useless rumble/battleroyale or tourney for some low card belt that happens every pay per view.
Meanwhile you have Flood fueding with someone and other CCW members not caring that SCW is even walking around. What does that tell you. The angle is dead way before it had a chance to get off the ground. Maroon, I suggest you apologize to Stevens, Force, Psycotic, Nuke and Hall for wasting their time, because the CCW Fed Heads are just going to screw you guys over in order to make them look better. But hey, it's your own faults. They didnt want you in the federation in the first place because obviously you cant carry an angle and this crappy assed invasion thing is proof of that.
If the staff is really serious about this thing. They would let it brew on a little longer throw a couple belts in there to keep it fresh. More CCW participation. More SCW air time during the shows. Less Ace airtime during the shows. Teach the crowd to stop chanting holy shit during the shows.
Wild Bill: Oh My God.. Scotty just did a hip toss on Hardcore Icon..
Crowd: HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!!
Yeah.. stop that already.. It really doesnt have anything to do with the SCW thing. But its just annoying.. And the long 3 counts. Ya parale ok?! All right.. If the staff and players want a PPV that is watchable they might think about this for a minute.
Loner vs Force For The World Title We would all know the outcome of the match. But Loner does have a history and unsettled score to close with Force. I should know. I interviewed the dude about it.
Shawn Hall vs Maroon The obvious one.
Nuke vs Hardcore Icon Just give Nuke the belt instead of making your commish look good if he's not supposed to be a wrestler. Have Nuke totally rag and demean the belt and the name Harcore. And Harcore says.. "Hey.. Im Hardcore.. You cant say that about me" Except he would say it a lot gayer. And they would have a match.
Stevens/Psycotic vs Korruption/Rattlesnake No real reason behind this one.. But it gives a tag team match on the card. And it saves four other spots on the card for full CCW matches. So people like Flood and Scotty wont bitch.
But will you guys listen. Nope. Every single one of you guys are going to screw around and only think of getting your own guys over whether it be SCW or CCW and not really care or listen to the others suggestions. Youre just going to nod your head and agree with them face to face but give some excuse that something happened or plans changed at the last minute when the agreement didnt pan out.
Now I remember why I hate e-feds.
I now return you to your regular scheduled jobbing.
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