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| I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he? |
| When a man has a fantasy ans you fulfill it, there's always the change the relationship will blow up and you'll just be the idiot who did it on a golf course. Or something. |
| The only thing worse than being nineteen and single is being nineteen and divored |
| He did something to me that was so perverse! Okay, I'm just going to say it. he tried to hold my hand |
| '' How does it happen that four such smart woman have nothing to talk about but boyfriend?" |
| He's a guy. They can rebuild a jet engine but when it comes to a woman.....What's the big mystery? |
| When did all the men get together and dicide that they only going to get it up for "barbie" ? |
| It's really hard to walk in a single woman's shoes. That's why you sometimes need really special shoes!! |
| What if Prince Charming had never showed up? Would Snow White have slept in the glass coffin forever? Or would she eventually waken up, spit out the apple, gotten a job, a health-care package and a baby? |
| One woman's Titanic is another woman's Love Boat! |
| He was like a flesh and blood equivalent of a DNKY dress. You know it's not your style, but it's right there, so you try it on anyway |
| After a break-up, certain streets, locations, even times of day are off-limits. The city becomes a deserted battlefield, loaded with emotional landmines. You have to be very carefull where you step or you could be blown to pieces |
| There are only four kind of guys. The ones with a girlfriend, the ulgy ones, the gay ones and then there is The One |