PERSON 1
Well?

PERSON 2
Oh come on, I only just put it in like five minutes ago!

(pause)

PERSON 1
I thought you said they changed the recipe.

PERSON 2
They did.

PERSON 1
So isn't it ready faster now?

PERSON 2
I said they changed the flavor. "Wilder new cherry flavor!"

(pause. PERSON 1 gets up to check it, then comes back)

PERSON 2
Quit doing that, it won't help.

PERSON 1
It's been forever!

PERSON 2
It's been seven minutes.

(pause)

PERSON 1
Well let's do something.

PERSON 2
Like what?

PERSON 1
I don't know. Got any cards?

PERSON 2
Um, yeah. But I think a few are missing

PERSON 1
Which few?

PERSON 2
A heart and the ace of clubs. Remember last time when we tried to play war?

PERSON 1
I still think you cheated.

PERSON 2
It wasn't fair! There were cards missing.

PERSON 1
So next time we'll play with one of my decks!

PERSON 2
Fine!

(pause. PERSON 1 gets up to check again)

PERSON 2
I hope you're not sticking your finger in all of them.

PERSON 1
How brainless do you think I am?

PERSON 2
You don't really want me to answer that.

(short pause)

PERSON 1
What do you mean by that?

PERSON 2
Nothing.

(pause)

PERSON 1
Well this sucks.

PERSON 2
Hmmmm...

PERSON 1
What if we put it in the freezer?

PERSON 2
Then it'll freeze before it turns to jello.

PERSON 1
Well what if we drink it as is?

PERSON 2
Ew! Gross!

(pause)

PERSON 1
*sigh*

PERSON 2
I'm gonna go do something.

PERSON 1
Like what?

PERSON 2
I don't know.

(pause)

BOTH
*sigh*

(PERSON 2 checks watch, they both sit there. end)