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~~ For the record, state the date and time you began this survey: 7th July 2005, at 2:55 pm.

State Your Name & Its Meaning: First--Megan. Victorious One is my favorite, followed by Exalted One as next favorite meaning, then pearl and great are runners-up, ending up in 4th place with soft/gentle. Not my fault it's Norman, Anglo-Saxon, and Gaelic! Middle--Marie. I read somewhere that this means bitter. Last--Johnson. Which is a rather self-explanitory last name, although I don't know who John is or was.

State Your Nicknames: Kristine calls me Rhu (as in Rhubarb, food nickname). Kari calls me Maria (as in, How do you solve a problem like. . .). Dad calls me Meg. Grandma calls me Meggie, and nobody else in the world is allowed to use either of those because I don't like them. . . Other nicknames I have are Bluejay (because bluejays are loud and attention-seeking), Otter (because they're cute and furry and like water?), Mara Jade (actually, ask Josiah, as he gave it to me), Jomeg (1st two letters of last name + last 3 letters of first name), Tigger (because Tiggers bounce!), and EmJay/MJ. . . initials! People whose initials are "MJ" usually have a penchant for going by them.

State Your Gender: Female! I am, in fact, a woman. Really!

State Your Age: In about 18 days, I will be 20.

State Your Birthdate & Zodiac Signs (Chinese & Sun Sign): July 25, 1985. My sun sign is Leo, my Chinese sign is Ox. Both fit very well.

State the Country You Live In: United States of America. Yay!

State the State You Live In Currently (if you live in America): Ohio

State the States You Have Lived In (more than one year�s residence. List Years): Ohio, 1985-2005.

State the States You�ve Visited: Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, New York, Connecticut, Rhode Island, New Jersey, Delaware, Pennsylvania, Maryland, West Virginia, Virginia, Ohio, North Carolina, South Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, Georgia, Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Arkansas, Missouri, Illinois, Indiana, Michigan, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska, South Dakota, North Dakota, Montana, Wyoming, Colorado, New Mexico, Utah, Arizona, Nevada, and California! That's 46.

State the Countries You Have Visited or Lived In (more than one year�s residence): Visited only. Mexico (once; Texas border), Canada twice (Michigan and New York borders).

Religious affiliation: That's a cool word. I like the word 'affiliation.' Oh! Christian. Specifically, Baptist--which is neither Protestant nor Catholic, which delights me very much!--uh, and double-specifically, Independent Baptist, although I'm slightly liberal for my kind (i.e.--I have no problem with swearing, drinking, dancing, watching movies, or anything to that effect). Oh, and I also disapprove of the KJV translation of the Bible? I know a lot of Independents are "KJV-only" type people? But I dissaprove. I don't even approve of the name. Oh, yeah, however, while being a liberal Independent Baptist, I'm also excessively strict. Figure that one out! I absolutely dissaprove of nontraditional music in church (that is, hymns), and absolutely cannot stand musical instruments beyond an organ and a piano during a church service. No, no, no, no!! And overheads! I am really anti overheads! Those stupid powerpoint things?! Ugh! Take technology out of the church! Please!

Political affiliation: Not that I have the energy to care about politics. Actually, the problem with politics is that if I start thinking, I care, and I find it an incredible drain on my energy, and it just gets annoying, and I get very angry and tired, so I usually don't fiddle. I am a Republican, um, conservative. . . as conservative as they come, pretty much. I like arguing with stupid people who have no concept of logic whatsoever. However, I usually find that this drains my energy completely, and then I just get mad and tired and sick of it all. Nothing else political comes to mind. It's not something I pay much attention to. That does not impress Kristine much ;-)

Describe Yourself (including current clothing, height & build): I'm 5'3, just-over-shoulder-length brown hair, brown eyes with bits of green and yellow in them. . . less deathly pale than I usually am cos I actually got some sun this year. . . but still fairly pale :-) Rather prominant scar on my left upper arm, short fingernails, medium build, somewhat overweight and out of shape. My hair is currently wet and in a butterfly clip, I'm barefoot, wearing a pair of gray boxer shorts and a dark blue t-shirt with a slice of apple pie on it with the American flag and it says America on it. My underwear is white and light blue. Otherwise, I am completely unadorned at present (in about an hour, I am going to go put on blue jeans, flip flops, a watch, my glasses, possibly a bracelet, and maybe fix my hair in some cool way).

Describe Your Personality: Besides "solidly weird and derranged"? In person, around people I don't know, I am very quiet, reserved, and deferring. I don't say very much, unless in answer to questions, until I get to know the person or am a little more relaxed in my enviroment. Even then, I remain pretty toned-down. If I'm online talking to someone I don't know, I'm generally rather the opposite, I'm very exaggeratedly wild and I'll argue in a passionate way I never will in person to people I don't know. Around people I know, I'm usually extremely talkative and somewhat argumentative. Depending on how much I like the person or need them to like me, I can be reserved and deferring as well. I have a hard time connecting with "real-life" kinds of things and frequently get overwhelmed by very small things. I can't stand talking on the phone to people I don't know very well, but I have no problem marching up to strange salespeople or employees or waiters in stores and places and demanding things of them. In general, I would say that I am self-centered, stubborn, argumentative, deferring, respectful, creative, intelligent, easily amused, obsessive, vain, strict, funny, aloof, emotional, logical; a creature of habit and somewhat obsessive. Essentially I am a giant wad of contradictions. Thus we return to my original statment--"derranged."

Get a Friend to Describe Your Personality (do not edit or show them your answer first): KRISTINE SAYS. . . . . : Uh, she is she. Yup! Um, hmmm� well, she writes well. Plays an excellent boy. And makes a mean egg and cheese sandwich. Really, it gets up with little boxing gloves and bats away the fork. She�s usually the one who makes me happy again when I�m ticked off, once she gathers the courage ;-) She does nothing with me and likes it and it�s ruined my perception of doing things with people. Though sometimes a little too critical, no one else will analyze things with me quite as funly (yes, that�s a word!). Uhh, what else. A little less rules and a little more attention splitting ability, and she�d be perfection� okay, maybe that�s a stretch but close enough! We share over a million inside jokes, and she�s the only one who gets half of what I says, and I say again that together we�re awesome, so she must be awesome ;-)

List & Describe Immediate Family Members (Ages Also): "Paw Paw" Landrum David Johnson, paternal grandfather, is medium height, gray-haired, has a big nose, and does everything (including talk) very, very slowly. "Grandma" Clara Arlene Carl, maternal grandmother, is short, with yellowy-white hair, likes books and gets easily upset/riled up over things. "Mom" Ellen May Miller is short, with artificially very dark hair, blue eyes, and likes to make little comments during movies and can be fun to talk to but gets impatient easily. "Dad" David Charles Johnson is taller than me and has dark, thinning hair and gray-blue eyes. He likes to work outside and has a really strong work ethic that I have not inherited at all and a stubborn, argumentative streak that is solidly mine. Noel David, oldest brother, is dark-haired, blue-eyed, 6'3 and used to wrestle and play football; likes hunting; he married Valerie Kestner, and they have three children--Heather Renee (basketball player), Rachael May (cheerleader), and Eric David (football and four-wheeling). They live in Pickaway County. Robert Todd, next oldest brother, is blond, blue-eyed, was once in the army and moved to Colorado, where he is single and has been writing a book for as long as I can remember. Corey David , 5'11, youngest brother, dark-haired, blue-eyed, likes computers and airplanes; he married Audrey Howard and they have two children, Allison Brooke and Faith Ellyn. They live in Columbus. Kari Ellen, only sister, is a little taller than me, works at the bank, has brown hair and blue eyes, and is a lot of fun. She married Marcus Wallen (very tall and loves cars) and they have one daughter, Zo� Elayna. They live in Urbana.

List & Describe Less Immediate Family Members Briefly: Dad has 2 siblings--Aunt Carroll (married to Uncle Rob, one son named Scott; lives in Columbus) and Uncle Gary (married to Aunt Nancy, two children named Jenny and Melissa; lives in Florida). Mom has 2 siblings--Aunt Carolynn (married to Uncle Bob; she has 2 living sons and 1 deceased; lives right down the road from us) and Uncle Buzz (married to Aunt Diane; lives not anywhere near here). To my knowledge there are no cousins anywhere close to my age, and my aunts and uncles are all grandparents. No other family members come to mind.

List & Describe Your Pet(s) (Ages also): All my pets are deceased.

List & Describe Friends of the Same Sex (with ages): Kristine Nichole, who is my "best friend" (lord, how 5th-grader of us), is taller than I am and kind of has honey-brown hair (ha ha) and green-blue eyes. Also Michelle, who I've never met in person and kind of looks like a little yellow AIM smiley. Catherine, who has dark skin and black hair that I very much envy, is a friend of mine from college.

List Your Friends of the Opposite Sex (with ages): Josiah is in the army and has blond hair and blue eyes.

Describe Your Living Arrangement: I live with Grandma, Mom, and Dad, and we watch Zo� about 3 times a week.

Describe Your Dwelling(s): We live in a story and a half brown house in the middle of the country. It has green shutters and a bay window. Um, two-car garage. . . four bedrooms, three bathrooms, a study and an office. . . the kitchen/living room is 40 feet long. Woodburning stove in the kitchen, fireplace in the family room. Every appliance in the kitchen is broken somehow. My room is on the right (as you're facing the picture) on the second floor, which is not visible from this angle. That's sort of what my room looks like, but not much anymore. I'll get you an updated picture.

~ THE (�) THAT IS MOST LIKE YOU (YOUR PERSONALITY) ~

Song (provide lyrics): Although there are lots of songs with lines that really suit me (That Melonheads song, All I can say is that my life is pretty plain. . . and all I can do is read a book to stay awake, and it rips my life apart but it's a great escape. . . I just want someone to save me. . . so stay with me and I'll have it made; Darren Hayes' Darkness, "Ever wonder why I never really truly connect? / Although my eyes are open / I can hold your gaze / But I am never connected, never connected"; Everclear's The Twistinside, "Breathing fire / Doesn't look good on a resume / Neither does anything else we do / Gotta get ready for the real world") and Ace of Base's Never Gonna Say I'm Sorry ("I'm never gonna say I'm sorry / I'm a clown for everyone / I'm never gonna let you down / I'm always there like a sun") really suits me, Kristine stole that one, so I turn to the one song that expresses me within 98% accuracy. I think there's four lines that don't fit me very well; for example, I don't feel ugly and I'm not bleeding or broken.

matchbox twenty "mad season" from "mad season"

Well I feel stupid,
But I know it won�t last for long.
And I been guessing,
And I could�ve been guessing wrong.
You don�t know me now;
I kinda thought that you should somehow,
As that whole mad season got you down.

Well I feel stupid,
But it�s something that comes and goes.
And I�ve been changing,
I think it�s funny how no one knows.
And we don�t talk about
The little things that we do without
When that whole mad season comes around.

So why you gotta stand there,
Looking like the answer now?
It seems to me, you come around.
I need you now.
Do you think you can cope?
You figured me out,
That I�m lost and I�m hopeless,
I�m bleeding and broken.
Though I�ve never spoken,
I come undone
In this mad season.

I feel stupid,
But I think I been catching on.
I feel ugly,
But I know I still turn you on.
You�ve grown colder now,
Torn apart, angry, turned around.
Well that whole mad season knock you down.

So are you gonna stand there,
Or are you gonna help me out?
We need to be together now,
I need you now.
Do you think you can cope?
You figured me out,
That I�m lost and I�m hopeless,
I�m bleeding and broken.
Though I�ve never spoken,
I come undone
In this mad season.

And now I�m crying,
Isn�t that what you want?
And I�m trying to live my life on my own,
But I won�t know.
At times I do believe I am strong.
So someone tell me why, why, why

Do I, I, I
Feel stupid?
And I come undone.
Well, I come undone .
I need you now!

Do you think you can cope?
You figured me out,
That I�m lost and I�m hopeless,
I�m bleeding and broken,
Though I�ve never spoken.
Well, I need you now,
Do you think you can cope?
You figured me out,
I�m a child and I�m hopeless,
I�m bleeding and broken.
Though I�ve never spoken,
I come, oh, I come undone
In this mad season.
In this mad season.
It�s been a mad season.

Book Character: Zaphod Beeblebrox, of Douglas' Adams Hitchhiker trilogy. Zaphod is the two-headed President of the Galaxy, has a high opinion of himself, prefers people to be confused by him rather than contemptuous of him, and is very clever yet not quite all there. Apart from the president of the galaxy and having two heads, and his being male, we're exactly similar!

Movie Character: Using "Little Women" as a movie and not as a book, I am exactly like Wynona Ryder's "Jo March." She's a writer, stubborn, restless yet not wanting things to change, headstrong, and impatient. She also inherits a large old house and marries Gabriel Byrne. Well, Fredreich Behr.

TV Series Character: Will Smith from Fresh Prince of Bel Air, who is charismatic and sarcastic, and often gets himself into foolish scrapes and charms his way out of them. Some people say I'm like Raymond from Everybody Loves Raymond, and it's true that I'm funny, a writer, who happens also to be the youngest, but that's where similarities between the two of us end ;-) Oh, and everyone who meets me either adores me or hates me.

Cartoon Character: Cartoon Character: Tulio (to Kristine's Miguel), of The Road to El Dorado. He's the one who comes up with the plans, wants money, and, uh, is given LOADED DICE?! Also, I have similarities with Looney Toons' Gossamir, the Hairy Monster, who runs around afraid of people and busting holes in walls. Except I don't bust holes in things.

Person in the Bible: Mark. And by that, I mean John Mark, who wrote the book that corresponds with his name. I actually don't like Mark very much, so what does that tell you? He started off with Paul and Barnabus on their missionary trip, but ducked out before they ever even got anywhere, then went on to write a very good book. He also started a huge fight between Paul and Barnabus and messed lots of things up for people.

Person From History: Oh, in spite of the fact that Dr. George thinks he was an idiot, I think I have some things similar to the Emperor Claudius. He wanted to be happily useless and just lock himself away with his books and things, but instead he was pressed into a position where he became miserably useless. Finally, his third horrible wife poisoned him and the rule went over to his psychotically evil son, Nero. Maybe some of those things don't fit well with me ;-) I also like to say Thomas Edison, because he was smart, homeschooled, and never gave up on things. He also invented all the things I like most except for the computer!

Character from Star Wars (ignore if ignorant): Some survey results I've gotten on this subject are "74% Xanatos," "Wedge Antillies," and "Kyp Durron." Nobody knows who two of them are, and I see no similarities between me and the other one. So I shall make myself in the image of the Star Wars character I happen to adore the most ;-) I am the most like Qui-Gon Jinn! I'm stubborn, not very quick to notice things, like taking my own routes to do things instead of the conventional way, willing to take orders yet not hesitant to question them, I'm argumentative, not very good at teaching but sometimes thrown into positions I have to, and have a healthy disrespect for pompous, hypocritical authority figures. And, um, I'm going to die of being skewered by a Sith Lord on Dt. Street while still young?

Character from Lord of the Rings (ignore if ignorant): I am the most like Pippin to Kristine's Merry! She gets the cooler name, but I get the cooler accent. Pippin doesn't pay attention to things. He's well-off, but he always noses around the wrong places and gets into trouble. He never understands the importance of what's going on around him until it's really too late, and then he has a hard time understanding why everyone's angry at him. And (perfect Scottish accent) Eevryone knoows I'm the tall one and you are the shorrt one!

Character You�ve Created (from your own literary work) (ignore if not applicable): I think I generally say that I'm the most like Ciara Donnovan. I know lots of people think I'm Violet, but she and I don't have a lot in common. And somebody said I was like Jon Rey and I was like WHAT?! So that's not applicable. Ciara's demure yet wild at the same time, and has a lot of personality traits like mine. However, she's more timid than I am. I think I also share a lot with Patrick Flemming, apart from the $35 million and the 180+ IQ. He's logical, determined, introverted, lots of things that I am.

~ LIST YOUR MOST FAVORITE� ~

Color: My favorite color is purple. It has been purple for as long as I can remember, and it's a perfectly wonderful color! I like dark purples the most, although lavender can be very pretty if it's not sickly. The other two colors I like best happen to be green and blue, which are, ironically, lightsaber colors.

Scent: I like the oozoney smell lightswitches make when you flip them too fast ;-) I like rubber cement, sharpies, and gasoline. Most of all, the best, best, best smell ever is asphalt. Yes. Not blacktop. But asphault. It smells SO GOOD. Especially in the summer, when you're in your nice truck, and the window's down, and the radio's on, and there's a very pleasant, slight smell of cigarette smoke and asphault, and it's sunny? Oh, that's nice! Cigarette smoke can smell good outside in small quantities. Campfire smoke smells good after the fact in small doses.

Sound: Seismic charges! In Episode 2? Oh, those things are awesome! Shhh. . . SPANG! Shhh. . . SPANG! I also like the "clicky thing" (ticket dispenser) at the Urbana Theater where I used to work. That thing sounded so cool. It made quiet, satisfactory clicks. Another good sound is that of a typewriter, either humming or actually being typed on. "Report. . . as in gunshot!" Clack, clack, ding! Good sounds ;-) Can you tell I'm auditory?

Texture: I like things that are squishy. Plastic, squishy stuff is nice. Wrist rests, for example. Plastic jellyfish, the gooey kind that stick to things, like the kind Laura gave me when we moved, and it got stuck to the ceiling in the pink room, and left a stain? That stuff ;-) Furry things are nice. So's velvet.

Word: Ah, vernacular is about the coolest word! Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is "the fear of long words," and I adore that word! Can't pronounce it, but adore it. Words like "chancellor" and "clergy" sound cool. What word was I going on about liking? Oh, "behest" is a cool word.

Movie (current & children�s): As you've probably figured out, I adore the Star Wars movies most. Episode III and Return of the Jedi are my most favorite, with A New Hope and Episode II for least favorite. Troy and Velvet Goldmine are awesome movies. "When Harry Met Sally" is hilarious, and "Batman Begins" is one of the best movies I've seen in the theater for a long time. The Ring is the most awesome scary movie ever made and I adore it. Ocean's 11 is great, too. I love movies ;-) Oh, favorite children's movie--Aladdin or The Lion King. Original Sin is a GREAT movie!

TV Series & children's programming: Star Trek: Voyager. I've only just recently remembered how awesome that show was. I could have all 7 seasons on DVD for $800!! Or, a new laptop. Fresh Prince and Everybody Loves Raymond rock, and on MTV, I like to watch Punk'd and Newlyweds, although I don't really like Ashton or Jessica Simpson. They're amusing shows! I Love the 90s on VH1 is great to watch! But actually, I never watch TV. It's just, if I did, I'd watch those things. Uh, Bing and Bong is about the best children's programming ever!! The Furry Flying Sofa!!

TV Game Show: Jeopardy is fun. It makes me feel smart. I like Jeopardy.

Actor & Actress: Liam Neeson is the coolest guy. I adore Liam. I've been crazy about him for as long as I've been friends with Kristine! Longer, actually. My fixation on Liam dates back about five months before I met Kristine. I met her on September 1st, 1999, and I became obsessed with Liam on April 8th of 1999. I've loved Liam longer than her ;-) Ewan McGregor is awesome, though my obsession with him has a slightly later date. I didn't aprpeciate him until I cared about hot men, which was sometime later in 1999. So, Ewan McGregor and Liam Neeson are my favorite actors, closely followed by Brad Pitt, Christian Bale (gah!), John Cusak, Breckin Meyer, Seann William Scott. . . lots of men ;-) And my favorite actresses are Sandra Bullock and Sarah Michelle Gellar. I don't like women ;-)

Song (current & children�s): My favorite current song, that is, the one I'm obsessively listening to repeatedly is, Come Up and See Me (Make Me Smile) by some guy named Steve Harley. I love "Broken" by Seether and also Boys of Summer by Don Henley is an awesome! song. Gwen Stefani's "Rich Girl" is a cool song, also. I love Yanni's The Magus and Sadness by Enigma. I love lots of songs ;-) I have many hundreds of hours of music on my computer.

Album: "A Momentary Lapse of Reason" by Pink Floyd, "Sparkle and Fade" by Everclear, "M!ssundaztood" by Pink, and "The Tension and the Spark" by Darren Hayes. "Quanity Is Job 1" by Five Iron Frenzy. "Cruel Summer" by Ace of Base.

Soundtrack: The Velvet Goldmine soundtrack is ultimate! The Gun Shy soundtrack rocks. I desperately want the Fellowship of the Ring and Episode III soundtracks!

Singer & Group: Everclear is an awesome group. Third Eye Blind, Matchbox Twenty, Barenaked Ladies, SavageGarden; Sting, Eminem, Darren Hayes, Pink Floyd, Ace of Base, Backstreet Boys. Many ;-)

Radio station: Speed dial. . . 1--97.1 (WBNS) 2--97.9 (WNCI) 3--98.3 (WPKO) 4--9.29 (WGTZ) 1&2--95.7 (The Point) 2&3--99.1 (Country?) 3&4--102.9 (Blazin' Hiphop and R&B!)

DJ: Oh, Quinn was awesome!! He ruled! Then he vanished. Fry Guy is cool, too, but a little annoying, so Scott takes the edge off. Ken loves me and I love Ken even if I haven't listened to him in a long time ;-)

Book (current & children�s): The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide (Douglas Adams) is like, the best book ever. The Partner, by John Grisham is excellent. I loved Brian Jacques' Redwall books. Alice in Wonderland is a favorite children's book, as is The King Who Had Six Friends and The Forbidden Door. Jane Eyre is a good book, umm, oh, when I was little, my favorite book was "The Adventures of Mabel." She went to Brownie Land and they let her take any present she wanted, and the stupid girl took the stupid Brownie jelly!! I don't know what I would've taken, but not the dumb old jelly! They showed her a music box that played any song in the whole world you asked it to. I think I would've picked that one. The doll that walked and talked and was like a person would've creeped me out, and I didn't see the point of the lifesize dollhouse. I would've chosen the music box.

Author: Douglas Adams, John Grisham, Kevin J. Anderson, Michael Crichton, Baronness Orczy.

Poem: "Eletelephony" is a funny poem, so is "The Embarassing Episode of Little Miss Muffet." I always liked The Highwayman. Stars, by Sara Teasdale, is an awesome poem. "The Strange Man" is a hilarious poem!! And Jabberwocky is always cool.

Poet: Emily Dickinson, Lewis Carroll, Rudyard Kipling, John Drinkwater.

Bible Verse: Romans 8:38-39. You know, the one about "For I am convinced that neither death nor life" and Paul (good old Paul) goes on for about twenty minutes? That's cool one. I like that verse. I also like the verse that doesn't exist--John 5:4 or something? It's not there! It's funny! Oh, Ephesians 6:4 is an awesome verse!! Just. . . um, ignore the one above it ;-)

Book of the Bible: Ecclessesastes and Song of Solomon. Song of Solomon is awesome! I also like Mark and Philemon.

Character in the Bible: I usually think Paul. He was really cool. Especially after reading The Silas Diary, he's even more cool! I've liked Paul since I was 8 ;-) Mostly Paul. Oh, Melchedziech (which is completely spelled wrong) was really neat!

Inanimate Object: Oh, typewriters are awesome. I love my computer ;-) And fans! Fans are nice!! Coffee cups are neat, especially ones with things on them. Loaded dice?! Are toys inanimate?

Candy: Oh, ugh, cavities. . . oh, wait. I love Gummi Bears and Mr. Goodbars. Reese's Pieces (which ought to be pronounced ree-seez pee-seez).

Food: Meatloaf. Particuarly cold on bread with mayo. Bagels and cream cheese, particularly with a chunk of lunchmeat. Bolognia. Pizza--pepperoni/mushroom or pineapple/ham, cold or hot. Grape Nuts! We used to call it "Gravel." Warm or cold with a little honey--very good! Cottage Cheese. Spanish Rice. Sweet'n'sour chicken. A little Spanish rice with corn, wagon wheel noodles, and ground beef--Chuckwagon! Very good!! Rhubarb, in a pie with strawberries, or partially pulverized into a toast spread. Cinnamon toast. Omelets, with or without Ortega. Scrambled eggs with cheese and oregano on toast with mayo. Chicken tenders with ranch or BBQ. Lasagna. Tortilini. Cheese ravioli. Cheap hot dogs, with ketchup, onion paste, and relish. Corn cassrole. Cream corn. Salmon patties, with the little vertebraes in there. Crunchy! Potato cakes. Pancakes. Waffles! Macaroni and cheese. Toad in the Hole. Custard, or custard pie. Hamburgers with mayonaise. Seasoned French fries (esp. from Rally's). Bagel Bites. Pizza Pockets. Orange Ruffey. Pop Tarts!! I'm stopping now!

Fruit: Pears, bananas, canned Mandarin oranges or canned red papayas.

Vegetable: Beets, corn, potatoes, carrots. . . deep fried okra.

Ice Cream Flavor: Peppermint, Creme de Menthe, mint chocolate chip, cookie dough, mint Oreo, caramel praline. . .

Restaurant: Applebees (Plebees)! Hunan, Rally's, Perkins, Don Pablo's, Steak'n'Shake, Max & Erma's!! Marakessh?

Pizza Toppings & Eatery: Pizza Hut, Little Caeser's, or Pop's Pizza. Pepperoni and mushrooms or pineapple and ham. Sausage is also good.

Indoor Place: My room. I never go anywhere else!

Outdoor Place: The roof is nice. So's the back of the truck. Uh, more specifically. . . cemeteries! I love cemeteries.

Vacation Spot: Yellowstone. Actually, driving cross-country is very fun! It'd be nice to go to Wolf Pass again and look in all the pull-off spots. California was mostly fun! The creepy Mexicans and windy beach weren't so awesome, but everything else was fun!

City: I really liked Santa Monica. It was a nice city, and fun. I'm still quite fond of San Antonio.

Means of Travel: Driving or flying. Those are nice.

State: South Dakota rocks. Everything I like, except for Yellowstone and Custer Park, is in South Dakota.

Car: A black Jeep Wrangler or the Chevy S10 pickup.

Outfit: Blue jeans and T-shirts. Especially shirts with snippy comments on them.

Mental illness: Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD). I think I really do have that ;-) Not extremely, but enough! Disassociative Identity Disorder (DID) is cool, also, and I'm introducing it into BR! Whee!

Computer Game: Sims 2! The ultimate. The only other things I ever play are Dark Forces II: Jedi Knight, Starship Titanic, Myst/Riven/Exile, and the Quest for Glory games! And I don't play those frequently. Sims Makin' Magic was also pretty awesome, but it's kind of boring now after Sims 2!

Computer Program: Windows Media Player, Microsoft Word XP, and PowerDVD. Those are nice ;-) The Character Map and Calculator are invaluable! Oh, and Internet Explorer.

Computer OS (Operating System): XP. It's the most useful system I've ever had! I just have one complaint about the color schemes--there's only three available, and you can't customize them!

Recent Memory (within the past 5 years): Oh, that time we dressed up to go see Episode III in the theatre at midnight?! That was awesome! That time I flew from Ohio to California and then we drove to Ohio? That was fun! And that time we ate in a Moroccan restaurant in Studio City! And that time that we drove to Indianapolis to meet Darren Hayes and hear The Tension and the Spark before everyone else in the country? That rock'd. And that time we got lost in West Virginia and got those cheap hot dogs and learned a valuable life lesson? That was cool! And that time we went to Jungle Jump-Off for a week, that was wonderful!

Childhood Memory: Traveling all over the place, playing in the basement. . . that time when Mom and Dad and Kari all went to a Michael Card concert and Corey stayed home to babysit? Except I guess he didn't really want to, because I remember I was playing in the basement and he said "Come on," and I went up stairs and all his creepy friends were there (Andy and Mark, I guess), and we got in Mark's car and they dropped me off at Grandma's and went somewhere. Grandma gave me mini Oreos. Mark's car was so cool, because when you said "Open!" to the window, it opened! And then you said "Close!" and it closed (I'd never heard of automatic windows before!!) Uh, then we went back home and played in the backyard with a giant bouncy ball, which went over the fence into the neighbor's backyard, so we had to walk halfway around the block to ask to get it back, and then we laid out in the backyard and looked at the stars for a long time, and he told me not to tell anybody that we'd gone anywhere. How he fixed it with Grandma so that she didn't tell anyone that he'd left me there, I don't know. That was cool. Playing Wolfdogs with Heather was a lot of fun! And we made up themesongs to TV shows we made up. Like "Magic World," the lyrics of which consisted of something like "This is a magic world. . ." And I used to lock Peaches in my room at night so that he'd wake me up very early by scratching on the door. That was my alarm clock ;-) So I wouldn't sleep past six.

Childhood Toy: The Vinches. Short for "The Adventure People," who actually belonged to Noel, Todd, and Corey before I got them. They were fun. They had trucks and people and they made noises, and there was a parachute and a treasure chest and an octopus. . . there was a giant net which Heather and I used to tie up Kari's hampsters when we played Indians O:-) And there was a giant plastic cave (actually came with Army Guys, but the army guys were boring!) and Corey put a spell on the cave (it looked a lot like a piece of Scotch tape) so that when you lifted the tape, it was cold inside the cave, and when you put it back, it was room temperature. And it worked! It was called "Cold Mountain Cave." AND NOEL'S RUN OFF WITH IT! More specifically, probably, Eric. Pi's and I's were the other awesome toy. Short for "Pioneers and Indians," they were Playmobil dolls we got in like, 2nd or 3rd grade, whenever we studied Indians. We had a little Indian tribe, and then we got pioneers in a covered wagon, and a farm set. Those were fun! There were horses and wagons and a stage coach! Andchickens. And Kari and I took a baking pan and put rocks and sand and water in it and made a little habitat. Then Kari got bored and left and forbade to touch it until she came back, which she never did, so the awesome little habitat never got played with. Kari frequently set things up, then got bored and left and didn't come back. However, she did have a pretty good system going on, by which she could get me to do anything she wanted me to so long as she kept playing. Which is why I have it in my head that the younger sibling is supposed to run around and fetch everything the older sibling could possibly want. This included begging for snacks.

Childhood Home: Only childhood home! Here you see pictures of it just after we built it. It's at 6297 Geyer Dr. in Columbus Ohio, and I don't mind telling you that because I don't care if you go rob and murder the crap out of those people! This is what the house should look like, not the way they have it now! Well, technically, because this is in 1985 right after they finished it (5 days before I was born), it ought to have some trees, a fence, and an electric fireplace attachment there on the non-driveway side, which I think replaced that second large window right there. I adored this house, let me tell you! Here's my old room in it. Technically, it was Kari's room first, but then it was mine when Corey moved out. I don't really have a picture of my other old room, which was yellow and light blue and had pegs in the wall, which were cool. I liked that room, even if it was pink. I liked the flowy pink curtains, the silky pink wallpaper. *Sigh* It was better when Kari had it, though, because she had a fullsize bed, which had this awesome pink and white gauzy semi-canopy on it, and that was so cool!!

Decade: 1985 to 1995. Does that count? That was a good decade! Okay, the 80s were pretty cool. Not that I was alive for half of them, but at least back then, people were not so aggrevated! Kids behaved. We respected our elders ;-) The 90s were a good decade, also, though, though people born in the 90s are frequently screwed up. It's a tossup, which is why I say 1985 to 1995.

Language: English! Well, American. I hate England. I live in America, so I speak American. Um, I wouldn't mind learning either French or German--and by learning French, I mean actually knowing it, as opposed to whatever you call it when you took a semeseter of it in highschool and forgot all of it? Gaelic is cool!

Coin: Quarters are the most useful; I collect pennies every now and then.

Country: Ireland! And America also. Mostly Ireland.

Perfume/Cologne: I don't really know names. We go into the store and say "Oh, that's pretty!" or "Patrick'd wear this!" and that's about as far as it goes. I did find some of this Ralph Lauren cologne I liked. My favorite is this "eau de water" stuff that is really pretty. I like J'adore's advertisements, if that helps!

Flower: Crainesbill. We had bunches of this at the old house. I also like violets and lialacs best. Rose of Sharon is also really awesome, but we no longer have any. We used to have two big bushes by the playhouse. At the old house.

Tree: Best climbing tree I ever had was a boxwood. Very nice! I also like redbuds, which are kind of small to be trees, and my favorite tree of all time was a cottonwood. There was an aewsome book about a cottonwood called The Tree in the Trail, and I liked that book.

Wild Animal: I love otters. Anymore, my most recent obsession has been with squirrels, which are awesome. I love squirrels! Tigers are cool, also, but mostly I like otters and squirrels.

Non-Wild Animal: Cats. I adore cats!! They're so cute!

Mythical Animal: Centaurs. I'm on a real centaur kick. In that vein, cheetaurs are awesome, too, but only people who play Hero's Quest know what those are! So mostly centaurs.

Breed of Dog & Cat: I like Siamese cats, especially Snowshoe Siamese! They're gorgeous! As for dogs, Boston Terriers and beagles are adorable! What other dog was I just going on about?! I forget.

Boys� Name: A lot?! Recently, I've been fixated on names starting with L. Well, more than "L." Names starting with "Luke." Lucius, Lucien, Lucas or Lukas, Luke, et cetera. I like Levi, Jakob, Avery is my favorite boys' name, Micah, Malachai, Patrick, Liam, Martin. . . that's all that's coming to mind.

Girls� Name: Annika, Cora, Ciara, Maeve. . . I'm sure there must be more.

Adhesive: Masking tape is what I use the most frequently, but who can argue with the awesomeness and color variety available with duct tape?!

Drink: I love Mt. Dew and Code Red. Um, Sunny D is really good (Florida style). Skim milk is infinately preferable to any other kind of milk (unless it's chocolate milk, in which case it needs to be whole milk). Raspberry cappuccino? Cherry Icees. Suicides, if you're at BK.

Shoe: Boots. I like boots very much. Someday I'm going to get a wonderful pair of boots. When I'm rich. Right now, my clunky black Sketchers (which are falling apart) are my favorites. Knee-high black boots rule. My sandal/flip flops are dead, so I have to get another pair. I like only either boots or flip flops.

Accent: Scottish. Scottish accents are really awesome. And I can do one passibly well if I'm imitating Pippin. Second favorite is probably Irish, seeing as I love Ireland so much, and Australian and British accents are nice too. I do a very good British accent.

Board game: Life, Parcheesi, Clue. . . those are fun!! Monopoly is awesome, too. King's Court was about the coolest game.

Personal Quotation: "Ooh, that's an abandoned car! Abandoned cars are dangerous! Okay. . ." "If I must play a villain, I'm going to play one with at least some class."

Other Quotation: "You didn't tell me this was for children! I hate children! I'd give money to have the little buggers put down!" -- Ewan McGregor Shallow Grave "The ability to speak does not make you intelligent." Liam Neeson The Phantom Menace "Europe has a set of primary interests, which to us have none, or a very remote relation. Hence she must be engaged in frequent controversies, the causes of which are essentially foreign to our concerns. [. . .] it must be unwise in us to implicate ourselves, by artificial ties, in the ordinary vicissitudes of her politics, or the ordinary combinations and collisions of her friendships or enmities." George Washington Farewell Address "You have no respect for logic. And I have no respect for those with no respect for logic. You're a very stupid person." -- Arnold Schwartzeneger Twins.

~ LIST YOUR LEAST FAVORITE� ~

Color: Pink. Girly pink. Girly pink is a very bad color indeed.

Scent: The oven cleaning smell. Very bad!

Sound: The bone-sawing sound in Shallow Grave. Anything very shrill or high-pitched?

Texture: Stuff like glue and paint.

Word: Neccesary. It's an insane word and I never feel like I'm spelling right! I pretty much hate any word I can't spell properly!

Movie (current & children�s): House of 1000 Corpses? Ernest Scared Stupid? Darkness was a dumb movie.

TV Series & children's programming: Um, my least favorite TV series is probably 24. At least, it's the one I'm hearing the most about now, ergo it is the one I hate the most. Worst children's programming is probably "64 Zoo Lane." How stupid can you get?! And I hate that mooose on Noggin!! He's annoying! And Teletubbies! Ugh! And Barney. I hate Barney.

TV Game Show: If that reality TV crap counts as "game shows," I hate all crap like Fear Factor and Survivor with equal ardor. I'm not too keen on "Who Wants to be a Millionare?" either. I've always been anti that show.

Actor & Actress: I. . . hate. . . Angelia Jolie. She's a slut, and I hope she dies. Cameron Diaz sucks, Jennifer Anison is a perfectionist hag who sucks, Hayden Christensen SUCKS. I hate him! He never should've played Anakin! I forgive him a little bit after E3, though, cos he was much better that. Samuel L. Jackson! Ugh! Julia Roberts!

Song (current & children�s): "With Arms Wide Open" by Creed. Ugh! That one dumb cheating song by that one dumb black dude? That was a dumb song. Oh! "Don't Think I'm Not" by Kandi. . . about the dumbest song ever! I hate most praise songs. They're stupid. Um, when I was a kid, I hated the song "There once was a bluebird who died of the whooping cough." The rest of the song went, "He whooped so hard he whooped his head and tail right off. Same song, second verse, a little bit louder and a little bit worse." Kari sang that all the time because I hated it. It was sad!

Album: "Silver Side Up" by Nickleback. I was very dissapointed by that album. "Season of Praise," praise music compilation CD, freaking boring! And dumb.

Soundtrack: I haven't listened to any soundtracks I haven't liked.

Singer & Group: I hate Creed! NSync is crap. There must be others, . . . Christina Agulara.

Radio station: Is it a sin to say 100.7 FM? O:-)

DJ: Yvette on 102.9?! GAH! She's ANNOYING! And Mark Dancer is annoying! And the night DJ on WNCI! And the guy who's replacing John Garibbedean!

Book (current & children�s): I hated "Walker's Crossing," and I hated "Gallows Hill." I thought "The Queen's Smuggler" was boring. I guess that's a children's book. . . Oh! When I was little, I got Little Black Sambo for Christmas, and that book terrified me! And I felt so bad for not liking it because mom and dad gave it to me for Christmas, and I hated it, and I felt so bad about hating it!

Author: R. A. Salvadore cannot write. Neither can Matthew Stover. I hate them!

Poem (current & children�s): When I was little, I hated the poem "Cupid Swallowed." Kari used to recite it because I hated it so much. Um, that poem goes something like "T'other day as I was twining / roses for a crown to dine in" and something about seeing Cupid and dunking him in her glass of wine and drinking him? I hated that poem!

Poet: Nobody's coming to mind.

Bible Verse: I don't think you're allowed to have a least favorite Bible verse.

Book of the Bible: Probably Revalations because everyone goes on about it so stupidly much? I mean, yes, it's okay to go on about it, but this is ridiculous! I'm not a big of Numbers. Forget everyone quitting on Leviticus, you get to Numbers, and gah!

Character in the Bible: It's cliche to say Judas. And anyway, I don't hate Judas. Maybe I should. Uh. . . I don't like John Mark? Who was Solomon's son? The one he wrote all that crap for? I don't like him. What about that guy who was king for seven days and set the whole country on fire and died? I forget his name. Maybe I'm not a big fan of Saul. Nobody else is coming to mind. I don't like David as much as everybody else seems to. I hate Cain. Not for the reason everybody else does. I just resent the fact that I got stuck playing Cain when we acted that scene out ;-) I was very resentful that Heather got to play Abel and I was freaking Cain! Nowadays, I could appreciate the implications of getting able to murder her. Back then, I just wanted to be the one who got murdered, and I also figured that I was stuck being Cain because they all knew it would irritate me. Just like I was always, always, without exception, the one asked to pray over Sunday dinner, because they all knew it made me mad!!

Inanimate Object: I don't like walking into the chairs or sofa downstairs. Mission furniture is crap. It hurts when you walk into it! Mostly the hard freakin chair downstairs!

Candy: I hate Nerds. They make me sick. I hate Nerds and I hate circus peanuts. Good'n'Plenties! those things are gross!!

Food: Pork chops, steak, turkey, most meat products. . . anything vanilla-flavored. . .

Fruit: I don't like cherries, plums, apples, oranges, grapefruit. . .

Vegetable: Brussels sprouts, asparagus, squash, peppers. . .

Ice Cream Flavor: Vanilla. Especially Breyer's.

Restaurant: None are coming to mind.

Pizza Toppings & Eatery: Not a big fan of supreme pizzas. Onions and peppers don't belong on a pizza. Also not fond of Papa John's. Those things are tiny!! Their crust is good.

Indoor Place: Kristine's basement ;-) Or their upstairs bathroom. I don't like either of those places.

Outdoor Place: The bee-obsessed park in W. Liberty?!

Vacation Spot: Gatlinburg or Pigeon Forge. Trashy tourist traps! I do like Greenbriar, however.

City: I'm not overy fond of Columbus?

Means of Travel: Nothing's coming to mind. I like travel.

State: Nebraska.

Car: Dodge Spirit. Matchbox on wheels! Ugh!

Outfit: Those dark blue jeans that are way too long for me, so I actually have to roll them up, and I look like I just stepped out of the 80s?! I don't wear any shirts I don't like.

Mental illness: ADD. It's a stupid disease caused solely by parents who cannot properly raise their own stupid children. Please!

Computer Game: I don't play computer games I don't like.

Computer Program: Outlook Express is possessed, and AIM is derranged, but how could we live without them?

Computer OS (Operating System): It's a toss-up between 2000 and 98. I think I hate Windows 98/95 the most.

Recent Memory (within the past 5 years): Um, last August, when we went on "vacation" to Niagra Falls and started the whole thing off yelling at each other? How about "just about all of 2004"? I hated last year. I wanted to die last year. It wasn't a good year. That whole year was crap.

Childhood Memory: Almost getting hit by a car at Maw Maw's funeral reception.

Childhood Toy: All toys were good toys.

Childhood Home: I only had one and I loved it!

Decade: 1995 to 2005? Hey, things pretty much went to crap about then, that's when we bought the land out here! In 1995, I mean.

Language: Spanish. I hate Spanish.

Coin: Nickles. Is there a point?

Country: England!!! Can we make this any clearer?!

Perfume/Cologne: JLo's crap.

Flower: Not a big fan of daisies. Not really. Or sunflowers.

Tree: Honey locust are not pleasant.

Wild Animal: Nothing is much coming to mind. I think wolves are overrated, but they're okay. Just overrated. I don't like monkeys very much.

Non-Wild Animal: Oh, most of them. I'm not an animal person.

Mythical Animal: Unicorns are very overrated.

Breed of Dog & Cat: Any persian cat, and I resent St. Bernards. I especially hate Bishons. Ugh!

Boys� Name: Godfrey is not a good name. I'm not overly fond of Gordon, either. It's a dumb name. I don't like Eli. Thing is, I usually end up naming some obscure character some name I don't like, and then I like the name. David's overused.

Girls� Name: Mary. I hate Margaret. Alice, Anabelle, I'm sure there's others. . . Edwina is stupid!

Adhesive: Electic tape. Doesn't stick to anything!

Drink: Diet Cherry Coke? Eew! Watermelon juice?

Shoe: Dress shoes with backs on them? They hurt my heels.

Accent: The kinds you can't understand.

Board game: Not a checkers person. Um. . .

Personal Quotation: If I had a personal quote I didn't like, I wouldn't quote it!

Other Quotation: Nothing comes to mind. I don't memorize quotaitons I don't like!

~ THE OPPOSITE SEX ~

Name Your Current b/g-friend & Length of Relationship (if none, ignore and proceed to next question): O_o

List & Describe Previous b/g-friends (if none, ignore and proceed to next question): O_o

Name Your Current (non-celebrity) Crush & State Length of Crush: Well, you don't get his name, but I've had a crush on him about six years. Yeah, I think six years sometime next month. I'd rather not go into descriptions or anything.

List & Describe Previous Crushes (including years, if possible): Um, the only other real crush I've ever had was Matt Masero. 5th Grade, Mr. & Mrs. Holtz' Sunday school class. Attempting to look him up on the internet was not as successful as looking other people up on the internet has been. Anyway, I had a major crush on him. He was cute. I don't remember exactly what he looked like. Well, I do, but not in any way I could coherantly explain. He looked like Matt. He had light brown hair, he might've had brown or gray eyes, I don't really remember that. Maybe gray. I think I kind of had a thing for how he smiled, that might've been cute. . . I keep picturing him in this little gray suit thing. 5th grade was an insanely long time ago!!

List Celebrity Crushes & Length of Crushes: I've been fixated on Liam Neeson for about six years now. Fixated. Clearly first Liam movie was "Phantom Menace." Latest Liam movie is "Batman Begins." He looks the absolutely the hottest in either "Leap of Faith" or "Before & After," but B&A SUCKS. That movie is aggrevating. Most favorite Liam movie ever. . . probably either "The Haunting" or "Gun Shy." Uh, second celebrity crush is Ewan McGregor, marginally shorter amount of time than Liam. About five years. Uh, first Ewan movie also "Phantom Menace," latest "Episode III." Favorite, probably "Episode III." Most fascinating "Velvet Goldmine." He does some really off the wall stuff. Worst Ewan movie? Nothing is coming to mind. Those are the two I pretty much adore. Brad Pitt, Hugh Jackman, Seann Scott are all really freakin' hot, but I'm not obsessed. Well, I am obsessed, but I don't really. . . adore them.

List preferences for the opposite sex (hair color, eye color, etc.): In most cases, blond over brunet, blue eyes over any other color. Which is why the two celebrities I adore have dark hair. Exactly. Short over tall. I finally decided that for sure this past fall, because I simply can't communicate with anybody over 5'7. Which is why both of the celebrities I adore are really freakin' tall! Well, Ewan's okay. He's like, 5'10. 5'11. I forget. Liam's 6'4. I would never get along with him in real life for so many reasons. But he's so awesome.

Would you marry your b/g-friend or crush? I wouldn't bother dating or having a crush on him otherwise!

Would you marry one of your previous b/g-friends or crushes? If I wasn't willing to marry the person, I wouldn't have bothered on having a crush, and I've never had a boyfriend!

~ MISCILLANIOUS ~

Do you want to get married? Yes, I think I do. Sometime over the age of 25. Oh, lord, I'm old!!

Do you want to have kids (list how many & names): No. I have no interest in children. Thank the Ecksteins for that. It's just better for the world. Anyway, kids aren't interesting. They take up a heck of a lot of time during which you could be doing so much more interesting things, and if I had kids, they would simply feel neglected and resentful because I'd never pay them the amount of attention they ought to be paid. Also, I'd never be able to raise them properly because I'd never have the patience to homeschool or devote every waking moment to them. So! No kids.

Describe your schooling: Let's see. . . Um, however old I was when I went in to kindergarden--however old people are supposed to be, I was younger. But I don't know how old I was. It seems to me like it should've been in 1990, but I would've been 5 then. Maybe not. I have no idea how old I was, but I do know that the Gulf War started while I was in kindergarden. Anyway, I went to Maranatha Baptist School, and our teacher was Mrs. Uhlendorf. There was another kindergarden class taught by Mrs. Conat, but she was boring. I later found out one class was for "troublesome students" and the other one was for "not troublesome students" and mom was mad about it? Unfortunately, I think I was in the "not troublesome students" category, because Mrs. Uhlendorf was a new teacher and I hated everyone in Mrs. Conat's class. Well, Justin. He was enough! Kindergarden was okay. Nobody would play with me and this one kid named Tommy made me cry because he said I didn't know when my birthday was. I was not pleased ;-) I used to spend the recess (when we had to play in the parking lot because the playground was wet) looking into the orange cones and pretending they were telescopes and watching Kari and the 4th graders play because none of the kindergardeners would play with me. *Sniff* Aren't I pitiful? Hmm, after that, it seems to me that Mom was talking about homeschooling Corey and Kari begged to go back to homeschooling (because she was homeschooled in kindergarden) and I seem to recall begging to be homeschooled too because I didn't want to go to school by myself. Mom and Kari both insist that I didn't want to be, but I remember differently! Kari's also the one who insists that I threw Oreo in the swimming pool out of the meanness in my heart, and not on orders from mom!! *bitter subject* So first grade was homeschooling, and we started off by helping dad finish the basement. I painted! Totally! And Mr. Corcoran wired up all kinds of outlets and stuff. And, um, it was a nice basement! And then I was homeschooled in the basement through like 8th grade? I'm not sure. Grades get blurry. I know more what grades Kari was in because Kari's lessons were usually a lot more interesting than mine were, with the exception of math, which was sucky all around. Then we moved out here, and school moved to the schoolroom (appropriately) on the upper floor. That was actually pretty convienent because half the year, it was too hot for mom to want to come up and do anything! So I was homeschooled from 1st to 12th grade. By Mom. Except Dad attempted a few subjects. Math, for example, which probably doesn't help my hating of math. . . oops. . . We also did some random co-op classes. . . writing, horseback riding, logic, art, French, government, literature, . . . some other stuff, I forget. Um, and I've done three--going on four--semesters at Urbana University, so. . . yeah.

Are you in college, did you go to college, or do you want to go to college? I am in college. I will have gone to college. I wanted to go to college meaning that I did not want to do any of the alternatives to going to college.

What is, was, or will be your major? English

What career would you most like to have? I would most like to be an insanely rich author. The insanely rich part is important. I need to buy a lot of things ;-) Starting with a new pair of shoes and a laptop. And a digital camera. And all seven seasons of Star Trek: Voyager on DVD. I can only do these things when I am an insanely rich author. Afterwards, I think it will be a good idea to open a cafe called Postmortem's, cos that's cute. And sell snippy T-shirts. And make movies based on my books. Yay!

What was the last book you read? The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul, by Douglas Adams.

What was the last movie you saw in the theater and out of the theater? In the theater, Batman Begins with Mom and Dad. Out of the theater, National Treasure, also with Mom and Dad. Oh, Sean Bean is HOT!

What was the last album you bought? Velvet Goldmine original soundtrack, half price through Amazon.com Marketplace! The only way I can afford new CDs!

Where was the last place you went? Downstairs? Uh, the bank was the last place I had stopped in Urbana on Friday, right before the truck disentigrated.

What was the last computer game you played? Sims 2 University, last night. Trying to graduate four aliens from La Fiesta Tech.

Who did you last talk to on the phone? Kristine. Last night, while playing Sims.

~~ For the record, state the date and time you completed this survey: 12 July, 2005; 2:43 pm.

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