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"You are about to enter a different place, and yet, one that isn't so different. It is a dimension of sight, of sound, and of mind. It is a land of shadows, substance, and a lot of weirdness. You've just crossed over into. . . The EmJay Zone."



The EmJay Zone was my e-mail newsletter, available once a week or whenever I felt like it from [email protected]. I started it August 8th, 2000, right after Jungle Jump-Off and before the Sr. High Retreat. Mostly, I talked about my life and provided book reviews. I rambled about Star Wars, told a few jokes, and counted down to what was coming up. That was essentially it. It was black and white, plain, and very boring. It started with four subscribers, very humble, but soon began to bloom. Colorful text on a black background was added, along with Bible, poetry, and website sections. A birthday club and more in-depth countdowns followed, as well as quotes and a symbol guide. More subscribers joined, more clever essays were written. I talked about my life, about Star Wars, and anything else that crossed my mind. Publication was erratic for a long time. Pictures eventually cropped up, and in March of 2001, the very first "EmJay Zone Reader's Edition" took place, encouraging readers to submit their own material, and the picture section became permanent. Sections grew, changed, evolved, were eliminated, and were brought back. An H.R.A. section became a section about Santa Monica, and that became a section about anything I was writing. The Star Wars section incorporated Black Reflection. By the time the MJZ had hit its 5th year, however, participation was at an all-time low. There were no subscribers, no fan mail, no response of any kind from anyone letting me know that they were getting what I was sending. So, because I'd started a Xanga anyway, the MJZ dropped to every-other-week publication and the number of sections was significantly reduced. Finally, in June of 2005, the EmJay Zone was closed until further notice. Someday, when reader participation is back up, maybe when I'm rich and famous, I'll bring the MJZ back. In the meantime, if you'd like to read back issues, you can!
THE EMJAY ZONE
THE IMPERIAL NEWS -- The Galaxy's Favorite Tabloid!

A spin-off of the vastly popular Star Wars Haiku, THE IMPERIAL NEWS released only a few groundbreaking issues before quietly going into hibernation. TIN boasted scandals and Star Wars blasphemy with articles by hard-hitting journalists like Stu D'Baker, Lou Zar, Barb Dewire, and Inspector Aster Oid. There were pictures to prove stories as wild and zany as our own earth-tabloids, but every single word true! Some of these stories included the origins of Yoda, the father of Shmi Skywalker's son, the truth behind Luke and Leia's fatherhood, and more, less-Star Wars-related things and more Haiku-related stories, such as the taking over of the Galaxy by the Pizza Party and the History of the Galaxy as per the Evil Vizier Rogue. Haiku was another staple, of course. I guess TIN ran out of hard-hitting stories to print, because it went on hiatus too, waiting for bigger news to crop up. Still, you can read the back issues!
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