Coaches:
Sean Altis
James D'Olivo
~Greenfogel / Padula
"Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...the space between your ears."
~Bobby Jones
Adam: "This is a big match week, right Coach? Are we going to the driving range today though?"
Coach: "Yes, we are."
Adam: "And what about tomorrow?"
Coach: "Proabably."
Adam: "And what about Thursday?"
Coach: "Most likely."
Adam: "Duh, not much of a match week."
Coach D'Olivo: "Tommy, can I hit a shot with your clubs?"
Tommy: "Sure Coach, go right ahead."
Coach proceeds to hit a shot with a big slice.
Coach: "Oh, wow, I can't hit clubs with stiff shafts."
Tommy: "Oh, right, you need 'super senior' flex shafts, right Coach?"
Filimonchuk: "Coach, can I close this?"
Saltis: "NO! Don't close that!! That's how we get out!!"
Filimonchuk: "Coach, there is a door right here."
Saltis: "Oh, ok...oops."
If one shoots a bad round, best excuse: DIZZY SPELLS
Hey Josh, what do I do if I encounter the situation with the chickas on the beach in Mexico???
Coaches first joke......which really wasn't a joke.....
"Hit 'em long, swing 'em easy, and putt 'em true." Capain's Quote
Hey Coach!! Maybe we can schedule an octa-match and still make it!!!!! Call up some teams, invite us to play at their courses....c'mon we can do this!!!
The infamous A.D. closet changing incident...
Saltis banging his head on the stairs at Flanders...
The infamous book Saltis read at Rowan and explained to us.......all you need is razor blades (rusty), needles (large and dirty), and thread......
"Let us not dwell upon losses but work to improve our games and remember that every stroke counts. We are playing as a team - we win as a team and lose as a team - and let us believe in each other and we will succeed." ~Tommy Padula
Take some ping-pong balls and plastic cups and we have ourselves a tournament!!