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| My Bio: First Name: Kylie Were you named after anyone?: Kylie Minogue duh! lol...no one that I know Do you wish on stars?: Yes, i also wish on the sun, the moon and the trees and dogs and cats etc, etc...no i don't, because i'm not weird Which finger is your favourite?: what do you think i'm giving you right now? the middle finger... When did you last cry?: when i heard Santa wasn't real...how dare they kill my childhood delusions!!! DIE SANTA YOU BASTARD!!! Do you like your handwriting?: of course my writing ROCKS BABY What is your favourite lunch meat?: bacon mmmmmmmm Any bad habits?: yes i am an irrational thinker...who thinks and thinks and analyses everything...i think i may hear voices too...dum dum dum What is the most embarassing CD on your shelf?: Well, i had Spice Girls on my shelf, but that went away...today my mum bought me a Britney Spears tribute...and it's currently taking residence next to my Korn CD...freeky, eh? If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: only if I was a loser and had no other friends. Are you a daredevil?: only in my dreams...and when i've consumed excessive amounts of alcohol...lol Have you ever told a secret that you swore not to tell?: maybeeeee maybeeee not Do looks matter?: to all those ppl who say no...lies all liess!! i'm not a 'superficial bimbo' but of course looks matter...cause first impressions matter and what else are you gonna judge someone by if you've never had a conversation with them?.......but then again......maybe they don't...who knows? Have you ever misused a word and sounded totally stupid?: Ha. all the time...but not as bad as Maria....he he, it's cute when ria says it...when i do, it's like 'wow what a fucking dick' Do you think there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?: yes, i happened to go searching with my lil leprauchaun friend mike...RED AND YELLOW AND PINK AND GREEN, PURPLE AND ORANGE AND BLUE...I CAN SING A RAINBOW, SING A RAINBOW, SING A RAINBOW TOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... Do fish have feelings?: fish don't...but Nemo does..I love you Nemo!! Are you trendy?: yeah baby...i'm so damn hot too...*struts her stuff* How do you release anger?: By writing down suicidal stuff...melodramatic queen I am. At least i'm not being violently agressive ha. Where's your second home?: i'll be a nerd and say library, then i'll be cool and say Melbourne and then i'll be so beach. What was your favourite toy as a child?: my glo baby...and i still sleep with her, the weirdo i am...even though someone said she looks like a maggot... What class at school do you think is totally useless?: Maths...ever heard of calculators?????? who cares what x is? Have you ever been on radio or television?: of course i have...everyone wants to get a piece of me... Do you have a journal?: yes i have like 3 Do you use sarcasm a lot?: sarcasm, what's that??? Have you ever been in a mosh pit?: my whole life's a mosh pit, people. What do you look for in a guy?: too dirty and kinky for you to know...he heh...the usual shit...intelligence, honesty, a great ass..yada yada yada...bored now Would you bungy?: yeh, not with the rope attached. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?: why waste my precious time? i could be doing better things. What are you worried about right now?: whether i should walk around the house naked or not...what do you think??? Do you wear overalls?: do i live on a farm? Do you think that you're strong?: yeah, i beat all the girls in my class at arm wrestling once...yeh i'm strong...i'm like friggin tarzan...with better hair of course. What's your favourite ice-cream flavour?: mint choc chip..and all over your body, baby! What are your favourite colours?: black even though i know it's a TONE...colour would be RED What's your least favourite thing in the world?: this bio *yawns and bangs head against a wall* How many wisdom teeth?: *gets a mirror and looks in mouth* who knows, who cares? Are you in love with someone?: yes...YOU BABY!!! How many people have a crush on you now?: well *one look at me and you go all gooey*. i'm sure everyone who's ever met me loves me...not that i'm being conceited or anything...lol...i'm just being honest Who do you miss most right now?: I MISS YOU SO BAD I WANNA DIE...*miss you miss you* Kiki :) |
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