We generally live a simple existance, floating from class to class, avoiding the head teachers who try to catch us out for illegal things such as Rhi's bizarrely coloured hair and general school rule-breaking activities, such as chewing gum or wearing bracelets or necklaces.
One of our many aspirations is to start up a rock band. Unfortunately, none of us can play an instrument or hold a tune...But despite the blatant lack of talent, we remain ever hopeful that someday we might suddenly gain the ability to play guitar, drums or even sing.
Enough about school, here's some stuff about us...
There's Rhi, also known as the-one-who-gets-high-on-fizzy-drink. She's the webmistress. She's the one with the crazy sense of humour, and does the randomest things for absolutely no logical reason at all. She used to be smart, but has foolishly let TV and music turn her brain to mush and let writing suck the rest of the creativity out of her. She spends most of her time daydreaming. She has an obsession with Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom, and always complains that she's run out of space on her walls for posters of them. She loves trail bike riding, which is motorbike riding in the forest, and playing soccer.
Then there's Ria, aka the-lost-one/rock-star-wannabe/where's-my-fanta/omg-he-said-fuck. She's the weird, wacky jester, outgoing, funny, moody, cookie-face one of this fantasy world. She spends most of her time listening to music, (Orgy, of course), running around and you might say the lazy hard worker. She loves laughing and pissing people off and changing hairstyles. Crazy, fucked in the head and should be kept away from Fanta and any other carbonated, sugary drink.
Favourite Quote: They scratch down there because they have a largely overcompensated scrotum.
And Nixy, also known as the ringleader and sometimes porn*, is by far the biggest tease of the group. She is untouchable. Her spontaneous outbursts of insanity make her one of the more 'interesting' characters of this orgy. Nixy has a hard time being nice as being an arrogant little bitch comes oh so very naturally to her. She enjoys eating things such as nerds, but complain that the nerds get stuck in her teeth and give her severe toothaches, therefore she avoids eating altogether.
And last, but not least, Kiki, once a sweet and innocent sweetie happy to daydream about a world full of lust and debauchery...now she is lost in the world she once craved, a world full of corruption and sex...led astray by the shameless Nixy and the seductive Ria. She is the girl next door by day, quiet and daydreaming, writing about whatever takes her fancy and reading anything (not porn, though, that's what Ria does), and poof! she's vamp/bitch/porn queen by night, under the mercy of the so-called ringleader who shall remain nameless. She likes all things random...like fluffy clouds that look like dinosaurs and rabbits, stuffing grass up Nixy's shorts, and laughing for no reason. Non random things include Jay Gordon, Orgy (the band), pink candyfloss, vampires, especially Spike, and typical girlie things, like swooning at unattainable guys, eg. Jay Gordon. Obsessed with anything and everything abstract, especially you, baby!!!
