No Chump Love Sucker

She's a witch, a brat, a bonafide bore

what's more - she snores

and that is a fact

Cow eyes lie yes it's time to resist

How did I ever get into this

How could I ever have kissed that bitch

So what if she's got big tits

She's the kinda girl who changes her mind really quick

She's the kinda girl who won't just let things sit

She came like a cat like a cat to cat nop

She came in my lap with her womanly hips

When I first met her I came unglued

I played the part of a blueblooded fool

I'm through with your sewage

I'm through with your trash

I always knew that I'd get the last laugh

She's the kinda girl who changas her mind really quick

She's the kinda girl who won't just let things sit

Like two trains on one track bound for a crash

Two red white and blues we were destined to clash

I can't fix the future I can't change the past

Like fly by night news we were not meant to last

I'm through with your bluefish I'm through with your gash

I'm through being screwed with by you and your wack attack

Jump back for chump love you won't be back for cover

But no no no no I'm No Chump Love Sucker

No Chump Love Sucker

No Chump Love Sucker

I thought that your love was a matter of fact

But I lost my pride when I realized that

The smack in my bag and my baseball bat

Was all you were after boys "you dirty rat"

She's a bitch and a brat and a living disaster

She thought she was fast but I was faster