Adam Carolla is so inder-rated
Dr. Drew's advice has appeal
Drew thinks Adam needs a hearing aide:
"What's my dad doing in Israel?"
Adam is an Atheist with an attitude
Who whacks off every day
Fart-flamer extraordinaire
He makes people laugh! (Well, me anyway)
Drew is a board-certified physician
And an addiction medicine specialist
I think he despises his counterpart
Adam, watch out when he's pissed!
The person who make dem funky sounds
Goes by the name of Mike
Adam pays his dueful respects
Mike plays the sounds we like
The best call of all time
Was the guy who fucked his dog
That was when I started listening
To the guys who have never steered me wrong
* Written when Engineer Mike was the sound dude on the Radio Show.