Village Bicycle

You walk around in your own world,
But the is your everyone's girl
No one loves you but you don't care,
As long as someone's in your underwear,

Full of meaty goodness, 
Your undies overflow,
With the crabs and rancid semen
Of men that you don't know

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You think I want a piece of you,
But you're so fucking wrong,
Where a hundred other guys have been,
I won't put my schlong, because....

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You're the village bicycle, baby,
Everyone's had a ride

Now you're pregnant with a kid,
And you're on the dole,
All friends laugh behind your back,
Saying "you dirty, dirty mole"
There you are sitting in a flat,
Sitting all alone,
You sacrificed your whole life,
Just to have a bone

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Solo

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