1. Who shat in the Hat?
2. Herbert the Pervert likes Sherbet
3. Fox in Detox
4. Horton Hires a Ho
5. The Flesh-Eating Lorax
6. How The Grinch Stole Columbus Day
7. Your Colon can Moo... Can You?
8. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
9. Marvin K. Mooney, Get the Fuck Out!
10. Are You my Proctologist?
11. Yentl the Lentil
12. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket
13. Aunts in my Pants
14. Oh, The Places You'll Scratch & Sniff!
15. Hoton Fakes an Orgasm
16. The Grinches 10 Inches
17. The cat in the Blender.
18. Who Flung Goo on Betty Sue?
19. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch
20. Russell the one-eyed Love Muscle.