In Los Angeles there was a lineup, in order for the witness to find the man who robbed his store. The police were very lucky because the robber could not control himself. When they were asked to say "Give me all you're money or I'll shoot," the robber shouted "That's not what I said!"
In Radnor, Pennsylvania, when police interrogated a suspect they placed a metal colander on his head and attached it to a photocopyer. They printed the words 'He's Lying' into the copyer and every time they thought the suspect was lying, they pressed the copy button. Believing the 'lie detector' was working, the suspect made a full confession.
Once a robber stole a taxi in order to escape the scene of the crime. A few days later after committing another crime, he called the same taxi company, causing him to be arrested.
Once, a man broke into a store to burgle it but he forgot to cut eyeholes in the paper bag he wore on his head. After about 15 minutes of walking into boxes, he finally cut eyeholes in the bag. The whole thing was recorded on CCTV, except when he cut the holes he was off camera. No matter, he had forgotten to remove his security guard uniform as well.
In Alabama it is illegal to wear a fake moustache in church (that causes laughter).
In Florida it is illegal to fart in a public place after 6:00 pm.
It is also illegal to have a sexual relationship with a porcupine.
In Illinois you are not supposed to speak English (odd, since they do).
In North Carolina it is illegal to sing off key.
In Pennslyvania it's illegal to sing in the bathtub.
In Texas, when two trains meet, both have to stop and neither shall move till the other does. Also, it is illegal to drive without windscreen wipers. You don't have to have a windscreen but you must have the wipers.
In Columbus Missisipi the penalty for waving a gun is higher than shooting it.
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