Authors: RPcrazy, Agent Roy, CC�s Prodigy, Scifinerdgrl & On2freedom.
Category: Mulder et al snark
Rating: G
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Notes:
This was compiled on The X-Files Official site.
Apologies to Roger Hargreaves but this idea came out of a discussion in the Games folder after my daughter urged me to post this Mr. Men site for fun.
<<A site where you can make your own Mr. Men and Little Misses.
http://www.mrmen.com/makemrmen.htm >>
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'Mr. Mulder'
(RPcrazy)
Have you ever wanted to believe?
Sometimes, I bet!
Well Mr. Mulder wanted to believe all the time.
One day he looked out of his window and saw a spaceship.
"I must get my camera," he thought to himself.
And rubbed his hands.
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Meanwhile, outside Mr. Mulder's window Little Miss Scully was laughing to herself.
In her hand she was holding up a homemade spaceship.
It was at the end of some very thin wire.
"Oh what a wonderful way to have fun," giggled Little Miss Scully.
"And I've only just begun."
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(AgentRoy)
Little Miss Scully laughed as she held up the ship.
Then snip snip it was cut down.
" Ha!" Mr. Mulder said.
" Oh Mr. Mulder!" Little Miss Scully said.
Just then a real spaceship landed next to them.
Out came two gray aliens in polyester suits.
They started to sing.
Little Miss Scully laughed.
Mr. Mulder stared.
The aliens danced and sang.
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(CC�sProdigy)
Little Miss Scully laughed and sang.
And she laughed so hard she fell over!
Mr. Mulder said, �OH NO!�
And ran to help pick her up off the ground.
The grey aliens laughed and laughed.
They laughed so hard they fell over too!
�OH NO!� said Mr. Mulder
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(Scifinerdgrl)
Mr. Skinner ran across the street and helped the little grey aliens to their feet.
"Thank you kind sir," the aliens said.
"I am Mr. Mork, and this is my wife, Mrs. Mindy," the grey aliens shook Mr. Skinner's hand. "Take me to your leader."
"Why, sure!" said Mr. Skinner. He put them into his car and drove them to the house of a grey-skinned smoking man.
"Mr. Spender, meet..."
"Mr. Cousin!" the aliens sang, and they danced gleefully until they fell down again.
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(CC�sProdigy)
�OH NO!� said Mr. Skinner
�Here, let me help you up.�
Mr. Skinner helped Mr. Mork and Mrs. Mindy up.
�Isn't Mr. Skinner nice?�
Mr. Cousin thought so too.
He made everyone a cup of tea.
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On2Freedom
<< with all the commotion going on Tim and his Uncle Martin came out to see what was going on.>>
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(CC�sProdigy)
�What is going on?� asked Mr. Tim and Mr. Uncle Martin.
�Would you like some green tea?� asked Mr. Cousin.
�YES PLEASE!� said Mr Tim and Mr Uncle Martin
Mr Cousin went to get more cups.
Mr Skinner sat crossed-legged on the floor.
I think he is trying to be a lotus.
(RPcrazy)
So they all drank their tea.
There was a knock at the door.
�Oh dear me! Who could that be?� questioned Mr. Cousin.
Mr. Mork and Mrs. Mindy skipped over to the door and opened it.
�Hello,� said Mr. Mork. �You two look gloomy.�
Mr. Mulder and Little Miss Scully slumped into the house.
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(CC�sProdigy)
What is going on? asked Mr Tim and Mr Uncle Martin
Would you like some green tea? asked Mr Cousin
YES PLEASE! said Mr Tim and Mr Uncle Martin
Mr Cousin went to get more cups.
Mr Skinner sat crossed-legged on the floor.
I think he is trying to be a lotus.
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Mr Mulder and Little Miss Scully saw everyone sitting on the floor
What is going on here!? said Mr Mulder
This looks like fun! said Little Miss Scully
So Little Miss Scully sat on the floor next to Mr Skinner
Mr Mulder looked glum
Poor Mr Mulder
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(Scifinerdgrl)
Mr. Martin said, "Mr. Mulder, what do you do?"
"I chase aliens," Mr. Mulder said.
"Oh my," said Mr. Martin
"Oh my," said Mr. Tim
"Oh my my!" said Mr. Cousin
"Oh brother," said Little Miss Scully.
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(CC�sProdigy)
Then they all laughed.
I think they were laughing at Mr. Mulder
Mr. Mulder looked glum.
Then Mr. Cousin gave Mr. Mulder some green tea
And now he feels all better.
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(RPcrazy)
"Let's all go out into the backyard," suggested Mr. Cousin.
"That's extraordinarily thoughtful of you," replied Little Miss Scully.
"Don't mention it," muttered Mr. Cousin.
"Whoops," called Mr. Mulder. As he stepped out of the door he
somehow managed to slip on the mat and
somehow managed to do a somersault and
somehow managed to splash head first into the swimming pool.
"Whoops," cried the whole party.
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(CC�sProdigy)
Then they all laughed again.
Mr. Mulder looked glum
�Awww,� said Little Miss Scully
�Here, have a daisy!�
Little Miss Scully gave Mr. Mulder a daisy.
Mr. Mulder was very happy then.
Then it was Mr. Skinner's turn to look glum.
So Little Miss Scully gave Mr. Skinner a daisy too!
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Mr. Mulder climbed up the pool ladder.
Up and up he climbed. Then he was out!
"Yay!" Mr. Mulder said.
Mr. Mork gave him a towel.
Mr. Martin made his clothes dry.
Mr. Skinner gave him a glum look.
"Cheer up Mr. Skinner," Little Miss Scully said. "It's time for a party!"
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Mr. Hop-Sing brought out a big cake with candles.
They all sang "Happy Birthday" and everyone was happy.
Then Mr. Martin's dog Mr. Tibbs ran between Mr. Hop-Sing's legs and made Mr. Hop-Sing drop the cake! Oh no!
Mr. Tibbs started eating the cake.
"Bad dog! Bad Tibbs!" Mr. Martin said.
"They call me MISTER Tibbs," Mr. Tibbs said.
Then he gobbled up all the cake.
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(CC�sProdigy)
Everybody stared in horror .
Now they all looked glum.
Little Miss Scully thought about this.
Then she said she would make another cake.
Then everyone was happy.
Mr. Cousin made more green tea.
Mr. Mulder is now staring at Mr. Uncle Martin.
He is wondering why Mr. Uncle Martin is making funny hand signals to Mr. Mork.
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(RPC)
Mr. Mulder laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed.
He laughed so hard he nearly laughed his pants down.
"Mr. Uncle Martin, you know what that sign means?" enquired Mr. Mulder.
Mr. Martin suddenly stopped his hand movements and turned a darker shade of green.
He looked across to Mr. Mork out of the corner of his eye.
The party spent the next minutes looking from one to the other wondering what Mr. Mulder had seen.
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(AgentRoy)
Mr. Mulder then laughed. He laughed and laughed.
Little Miss Scully came out with the cake.
They all ate cake and Mr. Hop-Skip put on music.
Then they dance.
Miss Congeniality came over.
" Hi." She said.
" Hi." Mr. Mulder said.
" Hi." Mr. Skinner said.
Little Miss Scully looked glum, but then in came Mr. Krycek.
" Party?" He said.
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Little Miss Scully smiled as he began to dance.
She danced.
Mr. Mulder danced.
Mr. Skinner danced.
Miss Congeniality danced.
The aliens danced.
All were happy.
The End