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| �Thanks again Vinnie, for this chance to kick ass and get paid for it. Man, this is gonna be totally wicked,� Faith said while standing to shake Vince McMahon�s hand. �Oh no, thank you Faith. About your persona-� �You mean I can start soon?� She interrupted her new boss with undisguised glee. �Yes, I would like you to start tonight, if you�re up for it.� �Oh definitely, I�m ready to beat the shit outta someone right now,� she sounded so nonchalant that he was almost worried. But how can worry stay on a person�s mind while looking at such a sumptuous, biting morsel? �Good, good, now about your persona�I like your name, so we�ll just have you go by Faith, and I was thinking of Limp Bizkit�s version of that song. And your ring apparel�� He drawled out that last word as his eyes raked down her body. �I like your style, wear what you feel comfortable to wrestle in. I think that�s it�oh, your debut�hmm�well, go and tell the writers what I just told you, and tell them I want you in a brand new spunky storyline. Something where the guys turn into the sex objects�� �That�s easy enough, that�s all they are.� Faith shrugged as she thought back to all the men she had used to get rid of her killing highs back when she was a slayer. They really were only good for that purpose. Faith popped back to the present when she heard Vince�s chuckling. �I like you, Faith, been with the company for five minutes and already in character. You are gonna be a main-eventer.� A look of puzzlement flashed over Faith�s face before she realized that he thought she was getting ready for the show. She almost pulled something trying not to laugh, and just said a simple, �Later Vinnie,� and waved as she walked out the door. Men as sex objects, sure, but I hope he wasn�t thinking about himself, I mean, he reminds me of The Mayor so much, only dirtier. But hell, if I can get paid to beat the shit out of people that can give me some competition, I�ll deal. Hey, it�s better than playing bouncer at that strip joint out in the boonies. Hey, Vinnie didn�t tell me how to find these writing people�maybe she can help. �Hey Red, can you help a girl out here?� She turned around, and looked friendly enough. Her long red hair and cute little lips really worked with her fishnet shirt and electric blue thong. �Hey, nice digs.� �Thanks, are you new here?� She walked towards Faith with slight curiosity. �Yeah, kickin� ass for the company for the first time tonight. Name�s Faith.� �Sweet, my name is Amy, but everyone calls me Lita, my ring name. What�s yours? Or has Mr. McMahon given you one yet?� They start walking in the same direction that Lita was walking in. �Mr.- oh yeah, Vinnie gave me that whole �persona� chat, which was pretty pointless.� �Pointless? How so?� Faith sighed. �My in-ring name is �Faith,� my music is �Faith,� and I get to wear whatever I feel comfy in. Oh, and I�m s�posed to find these writer people and tell them that he wants me in a �spunky new storyline,� where the men turn into the sex objects. He thought I was joking when I said that they already are.� Lita laughed at this perky new outlook. �What?� �It�s gonna be a big change around here. Most of the guys think they�re God�s gift to women, and I�ve been bothered onscreen, where I have a boyfriend, and off-screen, where I also have a boyfriend. This is just too good! Hey, maybe I could do some promos with you, there�s some guy�s that bother me onscreen that I wouldn�t mind seeing getting a taste of their own medicine�and you can have sooo much fun with these boys.� �Sounds like a plan, now let�s go talk to these writing people about it.� Author�s Note: Thanx for reading, lemmee know if ya liked it, if ya do I might continue it. Over the internet high five! Yeah! Oh, and remember, ferrets and keyboards do not mix� |