One employee confronted his immediate supervisor for a raise.

The supervisor said: "Formative to the contemporaneous crumenal conjuncture of our ferric emporium whereas the pecuniary dispensation of our fundamental vivacity was ephemerally usufructed to perpetuate the second canto of the Quintuennium aggradizement prospectus on the account of the occlusion of nummular depositories isochronous to the December boulevesement, we, the preponderant superintendents deem it incommensurable to panegyrize your ostestation of punctilious adherence to budget redispensation consequentially bestowing you corporeal emolument accretion. Superimpose the aforecited with the reratification of the collacative bartering accord with the proletariat amalgamation, we are predisposed to instigate recusancy in the rank and file parenthetically July sequent of this twelvemonth, we asservate your indemnification in desistance until recapitulation of analogues or tintinabulating incantations hereafter."

"I don't get it?!?," said the employee.

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