| "Trig substitutions are really cool." -My Cal 2 professor Dr. Robert Moore "I always give it up." -My friend Courtney Doolittle "You gotta gently blow it to the front, then pick..." -My brother Matthew "If I hold the G-string down..." -My dad "I think my crack's getting worse, don't you?" -My mom "Do you pick it then pull it?" -My bro Elliot Mom: "...and you can ice the cake while I'm gone." GeeGee: "Well isn't that white of you!" "I was trying to think of the f-word, but it just wouldn't come to my mind." -My PY instructor Allyson Bennett Allyson Bennett: "What's the job of the police?" Random boy who always seems high on something other than life: "To put you in jail." "Obviously you guys know drugs." -My PY TA Alexa Roney "Circle K - you know that's Latin for 'a bunch of perverts'..." -Pete Holiday, past president of UA Circle K "It's the Hokey-Pokey... African-style." -Irene from CKI "One drink of whiskey and I'm screaming 'Roll Tide!'" - Ellis' mom |