Back Off, Diana by: Chibiusa ---------------------------- Title: Back Off, Diana Author: Chibiusa Disclaimers: I don't own em' never did- Chris Carter, 1013, FOX, and Probably some others that I don't know about do. NO INFRINGEMENTS INTENDED!!!!! Once again: NO INFRINGEMENTS INTENDED!!!! Archive: Sure, keep my name and tell me where! Summary: Scully's thoughts about Diana Fowley. Keywords: Spoilers: The X-Files: Fight the Future, The End, Triangle, Biogenesis. Rating: PG-13, cussing. Notes: This is my first non-song fanfiction posted on the Internet!!! =) Dedications: This story is dedicated to the Sailor Senshi (not to the actual characters of Sailor Moon); but to my bestest friends who are known as the Sailor Scouts to me. =) On with the Story: Back Off, Diana by: Chibiusa XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX I knew it the first day I saw her, the first minute Mulder glanced at her. Diana Fowley was a bitch. Total female dog-slut. Okay, maybe I'm being a bit harsh . . . But, he's mine, damnit! She didn't stay by him for six years through richer and poorer, sickness and health, to death do us part. My goodness, it's almost like we are married. In a way, I guess we are. All my life I was told that sex and love were two different things, I never really believed it . . . Until now. Yes, I admit there were times when I wished he would just stop talking about the paranormal and use that mouth for a much better purpose. It never happened. . . until that day in the hallway. Damned bee. I like bees, I like honey. . . but I'd also like for Mulder to finally kiss me. That would be a sweet, sweet heaven. One that Diana Fowley has shared with him that I haven't! AHHH! She's in it with cancer man. . . I know it, somehow. It's woman's intuition. Cancer man called her that one day, when Mulder disappeared. Every woman has it, and I'm pretty sure that she does too. That's why she came in on my territory, my Mulder. I think I have some reserve in calling him mine. I've done everything for him for the past six years. And what has he done?? He slept with the enemy. You'd think he would learn by now, that he would know who the enemy was. But this time I saw it before he did. Because I was jealous. YES! I am jealous of the evil, conniving, Morly smoking, Diana Fowley! Why???? She has my Mulder, and I don't. But _She_ didn't earn his trust! _She_ didn't fall in love with him. . . or did she? Be careful Diana, this is thin ice- watch out where you step before you fall. . . WARNING- DANGEROUS TERRITORY! Do not dread on Dana Katherine Scully's territory. . . you WILL get your ass kicked. Take a hint, Phoebe, Det. White, and Kirsten did. You should too. And yes, I know about Kirsten. . . I read the file, and Mulder told me. He didn't have fun telling me, but he told me. . . right after that vampire case. The one single thing he didn't believe in. Where was I, oh- yes. DON'T MESS WITH ME! I can kick you butt into the next century. I am a woman in love. Hell has no fury over a woman's scorn. You should know that. Stay away from Mulder. . . he's taken. I have to go, I need to visit Mulder in the hospital. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Please email me to tell me if you love it, if you hate it, or just to say hi! ChibiU_Reenie@yahoo.com Proud member of 'Shipper's Unite!