Resturant Reviews
1. The British Beer Compant aka The BBC: This was a resturant that I did not want to eat at because I thought it would be to fancy but Peter dragged me to it anyway say "Oh it's not fancy at all" Ha how wrong he was the second we get in I start pointing things (fancy things) and making complaints Woody Allen style saying "Oh look at this Peter there's these fancy leather chairs and a fireplace and a Revoultionary War Jacket that a British officer would wear, and a Motorcycle, and Oh my GOD! a really long wooden bench!" Then we finally got a table but the complaining did not stop. The tables where these really tall little tables with chairs that were to short (no I'm kidding but that would have been funny as hell) The chairs where really hard and they made my ass hurt. After ordering I had a Coca Cola and asked if it was "British Coca Cola" it wasn't, and they call this place British *shakes head in disgust.* I didn't order any food but Peter did he ordered Chicken Tenders and a Burger. I liked the Chicken Tenders although they clearly weren't British! All in all I hated the place especially the salt and pepper shakers because THEY WEREN'T BRITISH!
"You shouldn't try to fly Nancy only British people can fly and you shouldn't listen to British people."
Dynasty Buffet in Falmouth: Great fucking place to go if you like Chinese food! and the good thing is it's very very cheap you can get a pound of chinese to go for like $4! Or you can eat there and have all the food you want for $8 dollars!
Weirdest Fortune Cookie I ever got from there: "Your bestfriend (male) wants to fuck you in the ass!" upon getting this fortune I promptly stated "WHO THE HELL WROTE THIS THING!?!"
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