Robin Miller mowed down by gun-toting thugs!
Tony George was elsewhere at the time.
Exiting his Star News office for a noon-time break, Robin Miller fell in a hail of gunfire in a battle lasting nearly two hours. A jack-booted Gannett strike force finally succeeded in fatally wounding him at approximately 1:55 CST. What appeared to be IMS shocktroops with their characteristic "level-playing-field" insignia covered with duct-tape had failed to do more than wing the unarmed Miller in the hour and thirty minutes prior to the Gannett force's arrival.

"They finally got me!" chuckled the dead Miller. "I wasn't certain they'd ever actually pull it off. I'm not bitter at all- in fact, I look forward taking a quick vacation before accepting that position with NSSN."

Representatives of IMS officially denied any involvement.


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