| Everquest SUCKS! |
| Go get some fresh air man! |
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| This is your Brain. |
| Before Everquest |
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| After Everquest |
| In my opinion, Everquest is horrible. I used to play it, and if you saw my report card back then you probably would have died of shock. I destroys your mind. If you play Everquest and are reading this, I suggest you listen and quit playing. If you never have, then don't, and encourage your friends not to. I oppose all MMORPGs and believe me, I love RPGs, therefore, most of the reasons here are opposing Asheron's Call and DAoC too. I'm going to give you a few reasons why. |
| Reason #1: What is the point? |
| What is the point of EverQuest? To be higher level then everyone? To have phat loot and brag about it? Because it's cool? Gather close kiddies, and listen well, because Everquest is utterly pointless. Everquest has less meaning than the American Revolution. You may as well ask, "Why the @#%()%@ hell do I play Everquest?" than "Why did Britain place all the unfair taxes on New England? Why did they start a war?" There is no point, let's face the facts. Running around killing virtual monsters with pointy models and skins is not the way to go about your life. You sell a tiger tooth for 2 copper. Then you go out and kill a Lvl 2 Ferocious Bunny. What was the point of that? A-B-S-O-L-U-T-E-L-Y N-O-T-H-I-N-G You could have made a game in that time, you could have had lunch, you could have played some sports, got some R&R. But no, you had to go slay the bunny in all it's crappiness. What did that accomplish in life. NOTHING. Everquest doesn't have a storyline whereas Morrowind or even the Bad-Azz Evil Killer Monkey Dudes from the Vortex that Came from Hell 2: The Shit Monkey Demon; do. Why do you play everquest? If you can think of a good reason why, than email me at [email protected] Write me if you can think of a good reason of why I should capitalize Everquest. |
| Reason #2: Real- Life Coverage |
| Story 1: Poor Idiot TO BE CONTINUED |