For those of you who don't know, The First Temple Lodge is a clench of the mighty Church of the Subgenius. We follow the teachings of J.R. "BOB" Dobbs, and combat the Conspiracy and it's dupes (Pinks) on a daily basis. It's not any easy job, but someone must do it. As for this clench, we smite Pinks, not physically, but mentally. We force them to use an organ that has layed dormant for years, their brains. It is very easy to follow the lead of anyone, because it is an already established moreway. If, however, you have questioned the world and the way in which it functions, then perhaps, it is not too late for you. You may have found this site in the nick of time. Skeptics, I know what you're thinking; "This is a load of crap". Perhaps, but can you really afford to take that chance. If so, thank you for your time. You are now free to continue your Conspiracy sponsored programming process.
Q: But isn't this a programming process?
A: Some may be able to argue that point, but how many religion/subcultures allow you to program yourself?
Believe me, I'm not one to push religion on someone, so I won't. Explore for yourself.
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