"I am covered in skin. No one gets to come in. Pull me out from inside. I am folded, and unfolded, an unfolding... i am ready, i am ready, i am ready, i am... fine." - Counting Crows (From "Colorblind")
"Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic... and so am i" - The SinNot
"Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps" - Emo Phillips
"If you love something, turn it loose. If it doesn't come back, kill it!" - Doug Horton
"Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art" - Unknown
"I've gotten to the point where failure is no longer a part of my life, it's pretty much my whole life" - Ziggy (submitted by ttocs)
"Email is for geeks and pedophiles... be romantic - write her another letter." - Ryan Phillippe, in "Cruel Intentions"
"Anger is a gift" - Zack de la Rocha (From "Freedom" by Rage Against the Machine)
"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is 'God is crying.' And if he asks why God is crying,
another cute thing to tell him is 'Probably because of something you did.'" - Deep Thoughts, Jack Handey.
"I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, i know you'll be the star in somebody else's sky... but why can't it be mine?" -
Eddie Vedder (From "Black" by Pearl Jam)
"Hell is other people." - Daria (submitted by ttocs)
"He is another step on my path to asexuality." - Anonymous
"I'm high as a kite and my teeth are green... Merry F***ing Christmas" - Denis Leary, on the subject of NyQuil being the 13th step for alcoholics (submitted by Ido)
"I wish they would only take me as I am." - Van Gogh (submitted by ???)
"I believe Catholic schooling to be the root of all my problems." - Unknown (submitted by Terri Ann)
"God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain amount of things before I die. Right now I am so far behind I will never die." - Calvin from "Calvin and Hobbes" (submitted by Crackhead)
"I don't have low self-esteem, I have low esteem for everyone else." - Daria (submitted by Terri Ann)
"Well, if that's your God, I sure as hell do not want to go to your heaven." - M. Dillon (Taken from an article in the "Observer")
"I am not prejudiced... I really hate everybody." - Aliltipsy
"A picture of anyone, at any given point in their life, represents but a brushstroke on the canvas of their life. Add some color!" - Xillerated
"Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring
the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with
a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says 'You.' After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done." - Deep Thoughts, Jack Handey
"There are just as many fools in the world as there are people." - Sigmund Freud (submitted by That Guy)
"Beatrice sent lion to help this dude." - Written in the margin of my used copy of Dante's "Inferno," around line 65
"I don't want to start any blasphemous rumors, but i think God has a sick sense of humor and i expect to find him laughing when i die" - Depeche Mode (submitted by ttocs)
"I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die" - Mr. Garrison, the "South Park" movie (submitted by Stephanie)
"The Roman Empire wasn't built by having meetings, it was built by ruthlessly killing all opposition!" - Teutonic Reality (submitted by ???)
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Yes, there is a "Y" missing in Psychology. But it's still funny anyway.