| I think a good movie would be about a guy who's a brain scientist, but he gets hit on the head and it damages the part of the brain that makes you want to study the brain. |
| When I think back on all the blessings I have been given in my life, I can't think of a single one, unless you count that rattlesnake that granted me all those wishes. |
| It makes me mad when people say I turned and ran like a scared rabbit. Maybe it was like an angry rabbit, who was running to go fight in another fight, away from the first fight. |
| I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas. |
| If God dwells inside of us, like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting. |
| Probably to a shark, about the funniest there is is a wounded seal, trying to swim to shore, because where does he think he's going?! |
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| Why does the dove get to be the symbol of peace? How about the pillow? It has more feathers than the dove, but without the dangerous beak. |
| It is easy to sit and scoff at an old man's folly. And also...check out his adams apple. |
| If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to say is that God is crying. And if he asks why God is crying, I think another cute thing to say is probably because of something you did. |
| I sure hope that the world isn't one big joke, because I don't get it. |
| If a fly lost it's wings, would you call it a walk? |
| Everytime I read a book it is like the author is right next to me telling his story, so I don't read books anymore. |