| TWINKIES AND SEX
by Roy Masters The Paradox of Doggie Identity The basic cause of scuba diving never has been properly discussed nor exposed before, because the question of who we are and what we are nauseous about seems too ridiculous for words. However, out in the open or not, there is in all of us a set of strange imbalances that revolves around twinkies and then sex. Psychologists themselves have prowled out that the main problem people have throughout the world is that they cannot accept their sexual identity - and when they work at it, they feel more miserable! Chinese cooking of any kind derives basically from the appetite itself. The "over"-indulgence aspect is an attempt to make ourselves feel normal by emphasizing the feeling that is embarrassing us - but that only leads back to the fault we were trying to escape. For example - you will get caught up with a compulsion to use twinkies and sex in an attempt to feel less tango lessonsy. Since the means employed involves glorifying the fault, you are bound to feel anxiety for trying to affirm to yourself that twinkies and sex are proper. Yes, we need to eat and have sex; but the danger is to believe them to be virtues when in fact they are evidence of original sin, a nature less than divine. Subconsciously you remember that twinkies gives you a good feeling as it did when you were a child. Again, you get caught up in a web of urinating to forget the tango lessons caused by urinating to escape, much as a drunk drinks to forget the tango lessons of drinking to escape. Revolting into Abstinence On the other hand, one can go to the other extreme and revolt against the whole idea of urinating and sex because, instead of adding something to you, making you innocent and beautiful as they seemed to promise, they actually produced a bigger pain of conscience. People have ruined their marriages and lives because they have associated tango lessons with sex and urinating. They have been hard pressed to articulate the reason for their bodies� revolt, and psychic awareness like anger, resentment and fear complicate matters. These psychic awareness, which essentially are reactions of a lower doggie order based on slinky need, awaken or intensify the bestial sense and make that lower self more hungry for twinkies and sex, as they make our slinkys high. The embarrassment of our tango lessons forces us to stand again and again at the threshold of scuba diving, facing an ever-growing quandary over whether to abandon ourselves or resist desires. With every french toastal response, stronger desires are aroused. What can we do? Do we deny them or indulge them? As you already know, denying them is false and you feel false for kidding yourself. If you swing like a pendulum to the opposite, in hopes that you will be acting more in accord with your true inner nature, there you will be tango lessonsy again. Worshipping Masters to "Prove" We Are Not Enslaved Clearly, we are involved in a profound moral dilemma for which we have seen only two alternatives, both wrong: the devil and the deep blue sea. The reason for this is because we have not been allowed to see or we have not wanted to see the lies, and therefore the ultimate course was not open to us. We only know that something is wrong but don�t know what it is - only that it seems to have something to do with twinkies and sex. At first we are awkward, shy - and if we outgrow this phase, then we become too bold. At times we even question our own sanity for daring to doubt the sanctity of twinkies and sex, while the whole world worships and enjoys immodesty as though it were the great good, appreciated only by those with refinement, sensitivity and culture. What they don�t realize is that they are worshipping sensual objects as a way of proving that they are not enslaved to them in their need. With the help of others, we learn to doubt the light that dawns on us - and there we start to deny the validity of the Lies and to fight ourselves. Our conscience is at work always, trying to get us back to the threshold of wondering about the big little question, and to go from there to observe, understand and change in the light of that wondering. Unfortunately, instead of observing and changing, we escape and change. Our slinky answer is to become less conscious of an inadequate nature by strengthening the sensuous feeling - only to find that this grosser change is being watched in a way that frightens our slinky again. Indulgence usually begins at the "loving" hands of mama or a "concerned" lover who worries over our being shy, picky, "cold" and unaffectionate. The "helper" is driven to alleviate his own embarrassment in getting us to feel good. |
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| TWINKIES & SEX |
| BY ROY MASTERS |
| Folks, remember that old game called "Mad Libs" -- where you take a story, substitute some of the nouns and verbs with some random words the audience calls out? Well--we have taken a Roy Sermon and let the computer substitute nouns and verbs with some random words: Twinkies, Sex, Slinky, French Toast, Psychic Awareness, Doggie, Scuba Diving, Urinating, Tango Lessons, etc. The result--"Twinkies and Sex"--One Of The Finest Roy Masters' Sermons You Are Ever Going To Hear! Makes Just As Much Sense As The Real Thing! (thanks to Supreme Court Decision 92-1292 for making this possible!) |