�I NEED $20 MILLION�
The other night when you shamelessly begged
for money for 30 minutes, you said you need $20 Million in order
to properly get your message accross. While
you reminded us that this was �not a political show,� you
continued to discuss politics, as you claimed to know more than the President, world leaders and just about everybody else who makes political decisions. And you insisted you need $20 million to efficiently make sure you are heard by the entire nation.
You would like people to think that you are a sweet little
old man in a rocking chair who is the preacher at a quaint
little country church, barely making ends meet with
the modest stipend you are living on.
Here is how you can raise the $20 million so you can
set the nation straight:
1. Cash in all personal and business property owned
by Roy Masters, his sons and daughter and the Foundation of Human Understanding. This would include millions of
dollars in beautiful expensive homes in numerous locations, a ranch, commercial property including an entire block in
Grants Pass, Oregon, other business property and numerous
holdings including dozens of vehicles.
2. Sell the many businesses owned by Roy Masters and
his family, including real estate companies, a
publishing company and a radio network which is profiting by the
distribution of the �Mancow� show, which is--after Howard Stern--
the most lewd, pornographic, vile and immoral show on
the radio. Which you conveniently just look the other way about.
3. Just ask good ole �Mr. W� for a few million.
You�ve done it before and he�s always willing to share.
4. Cash in those Swiss bank accounts.
Very important people told me all about those secret accounts of yours many years ago.
As I have something that you don�t have--integrity--
and I am willing to truthfully state all the facts about you,
let me publicly state that you do not personally live a lavish
lifestyle. You work, spend time with your family,
read and write a great deal, go fishing and exercise.
However, you get on the radio begging for money,
trying to make it sound like you are a pauper who
is one step away from poverty with absolutely nothing to your name.
Yet you sit upon millions of dollars of property,
businesses and other holdings while asking the average
working man who lives week by week, to send you money
or you �just won�t make it.� And now you ask the audience
for $20 million.
I just told you how you can raise the money.
I�m sure the Masters family would be happy to go along with my idea.