Roy Masters, advice giver, cult leader and now self-proclaimed expert on "GRAVITY," has performed an experiment which has gone all too wrong.
Masters, who never went past 8th grade but believes he is now a physicist, has declared "I know more about gravity than the scientists."
Roy's hodge-podge and psychobabble about "gravity" is total insanity and incomprehensible to the average person--with only Roy appreciating his own brilliant discoveries:
"Gravity is lighter on the outside of the earth and the moon" proclaims the world's newest and greatest physicist.
Yes Roy, and when the moon is in the seventh house, and Jupiter aligns with Mars, then peace will guide the planets and love will steer the stars.
Basically Roy, "gravitationally speaking," the Earth sucks.
In his first gravity experiment, Roy Masters has taken the happy and cheerful Spongebob we all know as pictured in the first photo below.
After applying intense amounts of gravity to him, the second photo reveals what Roy has done to poor Spongebob.
Roy, you really should publish your theories in a scientific journal.
The scientific community is much too serious and could use a good laugh.
