in an article that appeared on World Net Daily by
publisher Joe Farrah. While the article was centered on the homosexualization of ice cream flavors at Baskin-Robbins,
it inadvertently made reference to cult leader/overnight advice giver Roy Masters as a career CIA Agent who has been living a double life since 1960.
The news came to a shock even to Roy�s family.
�He would take off his shoe and talk to it a great deal�
said son and clone David Masters. �I thought that he was
just correcting his shoe.�
Even wife Anne said she did not know.
�This explains the whole no-sex thing. Roy was wired
with sophisticated intelligence equipment all that time
and did not want to ruin it.�
Roy became a CIA agent when he first arrived in Los Angeles
and began his first radio advice talk show in 1960. �He sounded
like a raving lunatic. Who would ever suspect him of being
a CIA Agent?� said a former CIA Director. �But his situation
was perfect. He would travel and use the pretext of giving
seminars in other places as a cover for his espionage
activities. Especially in Boston. It is saturated with foreign
agents.�
�The effect on the intelligence community will be devastating!�
said another current undercover CIA Agent, Bob Just.
�Now it can be known that Roy was responsible for the
fall of the Berlin Wall, the break-up of Prince Charles and
Princess Diana and the popularity of lederhosen on European
men.�
When asked what he will do now that his cover has been exposed, Roy says that he might have to assume another occupation.
�I can pretend to be a minister at a little country church in Grants Pass, Oregon. That will fool everybody,� says Roy.