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| BEHIND THE SCENES AT www.roymasters.com |
| Thelma, our loyal secretary brings home Roy's show of the day to listen to with great attentiveness before she retires. She makes notes on the best possible lines for inclusion on our site. Thelma is personally hoping for that rare gem-- an illegal political statement from Roy during a political campaign. |
| Special care is taken in our "clean room" where all of Roy's shows are recorded for subsequent scrutiny. Our technician wears a sanitized outfit so he will not become infected by right-wing thought. |
| Our Muslim interns work efficiently to get our newest materials available on the web site. We also are indoctrinating them to become good Democrats and Liberals. |
| Our technicians are available at all hours to help bring instant criticism of Roy's diatribes available to the world. |
| Dr. Niets, our staff psychologist runs Roy's tapes through a special machine that displays whether Roy was just being funny or not at any given moment. |
| Some of our interns take a moment to relax. |
| Even the girls from our back office come by to say hi. |