(sung to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies TV Theme Song)
Come and listen to my story �bout a man named Roy,
at first he was a Jew, but he turned into a Goy
he had a great idea that came like a lighting bolt,
he�d come to LA and start a religious cult
He started FHU on Venice Blvd.,
he did exorcisms and worked real hard
the kin folks said �move up to Grants Pass�
get free money from Wilhelm and sit on your ass
Tall Timber Ranch�
KOPE�Talk Radio Network�
You all come back now�ya hear?