| IMAGE OF ROY APPEARS ON EGG SALAD SANDWICH! |
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| In what can only be described as a sign from the heavens, a Grants Pass roybot couple believe that an image of Roy has appeared on an egg salad sandwich! The roybot husband, Steve, was just about to devour the delicious sandwich, when the roybot wife, Vicki, suddenly screamed, "Don't Eat It!" "I couldn't imagine what came over her," said a startled Steve. "Then suddenly we both saw it there! Some of the egg salad which had covered a portion of the bread, was clearly the face of our great leader, Roy Masters." "I began to cry," said Vickibot, "and then both Steve and I began to experience a religious transformation--right there on the kitchen floor!" The couple says that they are going to have the sandwich preserved and "powdercoated" by a local Grants Pass business so it can be included in the hallway closet shrine they already had built for worshipping Roy. |
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