DAVID KUPELIAN GOING GAY? DUE TO SOY CONSUMPTION?
At both the offices of the Talk Radio Network and the Masters-connected website, World Nut Daily, soy would be substituted for meat to serve the staff, in order to save money.
"Soy Is Making Kids Gay"
Even Michael Savage noticed. "David Masters produces my show. He used to book appropriate guests like the head of the KKK. Now he only gets me people like Harvey Fierstein."
Regardless of the homosexual-producing new soy menu, the change has completely devastated TRN's Roger Fredinburg. "What does a guy have to do to get an old-fashioned tantalizing giant hamburger around here?"