"PHANTOM ZONE"
THE ROY AND DAVID MASTERS SHOW HAS BECOME SIMPLY NAUSEATING AND BORING. SINCE THEY ARE A CHURCH AND THE I.R.S. WON�T LET THEM TALK ABOUT POLITICS ANYMORE (WE HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THAT) THE SHOW HAS BECOME IMPOSSIBLE TO LISTEN TO. THE TWO JUST GO ON AND ON ABOUT NOTHING. I HAVE MORE INTERESTING CONVERSATIONS WITH MY DOG.
THERE IS ONLY ONE SOLUTION. WE NEED TO BANISH ROY AND DAVID MASTERS TO THE �PHANTOM ZONE� WHERE THEY CAN TALK TO EACH OTHER NON-STOP IN A TIMELESS VOID AND WE DON�T HAVE TO BE SUBJECTED TO THEM!