Scott:
Q: What do you get when you sit under a cow?
A: A pat on the head
Sam:
A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says to him, "Hey, why the long face?"...
Dave:
Q: What�s your favourite colour?
A: Purple.
Leida:
Q: What was the blond staring at the juice bottle?
A: Because it said �concentrate.�
Loretta:
Q: What�s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
My Linh:
Ask me if I'm an orange.
(Are you an orange?)
Yes.
And Ian didn't have one.