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| Order in the court! Order I say The court is now in session |
| Why am I here? |
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| Quiet or i will jam this mallet up your ass. |
| Your Honor we are here to put a mass murderer behind bars. This psycho cannot be allowed to roam the streets. |
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| If you will refer to page 4 of the Super Mario Bros. manual you will see and I quote "The quiet peace loving mushroom people were turned into mere stones, bricks and even field horse-hair plants...." So if the bricks were mushroom people and mario smashed thousands of them then he killed thousands of people!! |
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| *Gasp* I didnt know!!! |
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| Don't play dumb with me you lunatic. |
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| Guilty!! Bailiff warm up the chair. |
| Umm excuse me. |
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| What!! |
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| I represent mario and nintendo of america and I would like to say a few words. |
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| Get on with it. |
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| You see if you execute mario then Nintendo Inc. will go bankrupt and you will all be out of your jobs. |
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| So what do we do? |
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| Send this other guy to jail nobody cares about him. |
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| GUILTY!! |
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