| You Know You're From Franklin If... cont... |
| 30. You or your parents remember when Mr. Cook burned down. 31. You remember eating at Taco Bell before it shut down. 32. You use the Winn-Dixie parking lot as a meeting place. 33. You've been down Main Street to cruise and you were done in 5 mins. 34. You know Gus Guillory, his wife, and his daughters and the prospect of talking to them scares you. 35. You receive the Banner Tribune every weekday, if you're lucky, you receive the Daily Iberian. 36. Every year in elementary school you visited Jefferson Island or Avery Island (sometimes both) for a field trip. 37. You know only rich people live in Eastwood. 38. You only drink Community Coffee and have been since you were a toddler. 39. You know that the best french bread is from LeJeune's Bakery. 40. You've bought your ciggarettes at the Shell. 41. You've traveled 25-30 mins. to go Glow Bowling. 42. Your local newspaper mostly contains arrests, obituaries, school news, ap news stories, and a few comics. 43. Your local police force is a joke because all they do is pull people over, set people up, or call for 9 backups for any disturbance. 44. You know about... "the Blue House." 45. You would not be caught dead moving into or near "the Blue House." 46. You look for people you know in the arrest section of the Banner and save the clippings. 47. You can't pronounce the names in the baby announcements. 48. You had to go out of town to get a driver's license. 49. You know MawMaw Dot. 50. You go to every Mardi Gras parade even though you know it's mostly just the Head Start Classes being pulled around in trailors and all they throw are cheap beads, those strawberry candies, and Bazooka Bubble gum. 51. You've gotten drunk at V's even though you were underage. 52. The only people who remember seeing snow worth playing in are out of high school. 53. Your school was shut down because of too much rain. 54. You snicker when someone mispronounces Robicheaux. 55. You know the best jokes are Boudreaux and Thibodaux jokes even if they aren't really funny. 56. The smell of boiling seafood makes you horney. 57. You kill it, you eat it. 58. You can eat just about anything if its fried. 60. You've always thought that the colors purple and gold, and/or green look good together. |