Stuff of the Week
I am going to try and update this page every week, so make sure u come back and check it out regularly.
It may sometimes contain language or images of a sexual nature that some people may find offensive... if u r one of these people... LEAVE! lol
Picture of the week
Okay for some reason i can't upload any other pics, so we're gonna be stuck with this one for a while longer...
Mum is gonna be pleased lol
Joke of the week
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.
His wife said, "Where are you going ?"

He said, "I'm going to the doctor."

And she said, "Why? Are you sick?"

"No," he said. "I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills."

So his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweater and he said, "Where are you going?"

She said, "I'm going to the doctor too."

He said, "Why?"

She said, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm  going to get a tetanus shot."
Quote of the week
We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack.
~Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach, Austrian Writer~
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