2.The best way to keep things cold is to leave 'em in the shade.
3.Your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black
velvet.
4.You have spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.
5.The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to
the 4-H Fair.
6.You bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are
at work.
7.You consider a three piece suit to be: a pair of overalls, a plaid
flannel shirt and thermal underwear.
8.You have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis
over your fireplace.
9.The theme song at your high school prom was `Friends in Low
Places'.
10.You own more than three shirts with the sleeves cut off.