In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven City tours... we guarantee no miscarriages!
Advertisement for Donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own ass?
On a faucet (Sink Tap) in a Finnish washroom: To stop the drip, turn cock to right.
In a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: Guaranteed to work thoughout its useful life.
Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan: Stop! Drive sideways.
In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today. No ice-cream