| WOO STORIES YEAH. Here are some cool stories that people should read! Keep in mind many of them are in different tenses, causing a sort of confusing read but if you have mad skills in reading comprehension you should have no trouble mastering these great classics! Words that are not found in the dictionary are in here too! If you do not know what they mean, I feel sorry for your children because you have not mastered the imaginary English langauge! Don't worry, hang around me and you'll learn a thing or five! Don't hate the maker, hate the product! HAHA great metaphors from ME YEAH! |
| There once lived a girl, she was a bullionaireness. She won all her bullion from a game show called Oprah. She lived near a stream. This stream was made of lava and could not be crossed by anything living or non-exissting. Because of this river, she had never been to the town. One day, she saw a turtle. He was floating across the river like it was a big deal. She decided that she needed to reach civilization so she had the nearest plane pick her up so she could land on the turtle to make it across. The winds were a little tricky but she made it. But something went wrong. She fell into the river of lava. It so happened to be a river of cheese runoff that came from the cow factory that manufactures cows. She grew into misery knowing that she will never get to go to the town. She climbed the bridge back to her little hut. |
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| There once lived a man. He was wacked up. He was so wack, he had many eating disorders. For this, he lived in a potato. He ate that one potato he lived in and had to get one other potato for he ate his last potato. He had learned that eating potatoes, in which he lived in, wasn't such a bad idea after all. He just needed a little thinking time to get all this wack potato crap out of his head. So, he went to Idaho. He liked it there very much because of all the farmland. Then he made a chilling discovery. He was in a potato haven. He got so nervous, he just kept eating all those potatoes in Idaho until Idaho ran out of all their potatoes making them potatoless. This couldn't be good, so he called his pediatrician and asked if eating so many potatoes in one day wasn't so healthy. His docter replied with a simple, but intricate answer. Stop eating potatoes. He got potato fever. |
| Once upon a time, there lived this monkey. This monkey liked to climb into peoples chimneys and steal their doors. The monkey got up one day, ready for some door stealing. He targeted this one pink and blue house and stole all of the doors including the front door. The monkey clambered back up the chimney and watched a horrific sight. A gang of nuns ran straight into the house for it had no doors. The monkey watched helplessly as the people inside were coverted to the light side. The decided to retaliate. He jumped down in his monkey attire and he and the nuns became great friends and together they created a store that sold ice cream. |