Five Second Stare 2003: 10�3 (968.48) 1st Pl
Five Second Stare 2004:
Win Percentage: 0.423
BUT SERIOUSLY, I�D RATHER BE
Successful Artist
BIGGEST RIVAL Jay Shermtank, see below
HARDEST PLAYER TO NOT KEEP Michael Bennett
PLAYER TO BUILD YOUR TEAM AROUND Michael Bennett, if I have to explain this... I shouldn't have to explain this
FAVORITE PLAYER Michael Bennett, my personal 4-leaf clover
LESSONS LEARNED FROM LAST YEAR Draft as many injured players, drug addicted players and convicted players as humanly possible
LESSONS YOU WILL BE TEACHING THIS YEAR Good looking people will have the best chance of winning these things. Considering that's the case, let's be honest fellas, my chances are looking pretty fucking good.
IF YOU COULD HAVE SEX WITH� And this is why Jay Sherman is the rival. I've always known Tank to be a Hilary Duff man, Duffman, get it? While I on the other hand would give my left eye, not my right, the left, to get it on with Lindsay Lohan. And by get it on with, I mean have sexual relations with. Unfortunately this means Jay and I will always be at war. It has dawned on me that this feud between Hill and Lyn separates men like the Berlin-fucking-wall..
MISC The trophy is going back to the West coast again. Come and get it hookers.
2004 DRAFT KEEPERS
LaDainian Tomlinson, RB
Brett Farve, QB
