The Retarded SHeep's Guestbook

elio schaechter - 03/18/00 22:09:41
My Email:[email protected]
School/Organization: san diego state univ
: being stuck in cyberspace

Comments:
go for it!

10/24/98 22:48:18

Name: Bad Bunny	My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

Comments:
Just surfing and came accross your page Thanks

Jessica - 04/03/98 21:34:42

Comments:
DAVID: Why isn't your stupid posting board working?

Jeba, Ghostmoose - 04/03/98 21:30:20
My Email:[email protected]
School/Organization: Lewba
Favorite Part of Page: I don't know, but here's a suggestion...Make your posting board a link....
Favorite Tooth Paste: sand
Favorite Band: SandBa
Most Annoying Person: Someone who thinks they can get $1,000 from the logo contest
Worst Way to Die: going limp like a "slit wrist"

Comments:
La la la la la la bamba. Dancin' in the street. Blue moon (Chloe and Eva). If you don't listen to oldies you are retarded. La la la. Campbells Soup people are cool. There isn't a Campbells Soup Boy yet, though. Hmmmmmmmm........

Cloba Amme Gates - 04/01/98 01:00:48
My URL:http://yes
My Email:[email protected]
School/Organization: bas
Favorite Part of Page: the part where chris asks to mar(r)y me
Favorite Tooth Paste: elmers
Favorite Band: elmers
Most Annoying Person: elmer
Worst Way to Die: to be shot 17 times in the arm with beavers and they go through the other side and chew on you with their big scary buck teeth

Comments:
Yes, Chris! I will marry you! I love myself. I want to be Mufasa when I grow up. Wait a minute, he's dead. Now, back to reality. I am very angry because my mousepad rebelled and duplicated and ran amok just like in the movie Gremlins. I love Leonard. He i so dreamy. My favorites family restaurants are Raulpuddfuckers and Fridae Sundae Mundae. I like Oreos, but I don't like the double-stuffed variety because they tastes like chocolate cookies with frosting in the center. Wait a minute...that's what they ar . Oh well. I want some frozen yogurt with some sprinkles on top. I was arrested for disorderly conduct in the back of a movie theater when I was four years old. Ariba! Herbal Essences shamopoo isn't yummy. Oh well, toodaloo!

Shannon - 03/31/98 23:01:29
My URL:http://smooth operator
My Email:LoveBug824
School/Organization: Lewis
Favorite Part of Page: The smootha operators
Favorite Tooth Paste: yummy yummy yummy toothpaste it goes in your mouth then it goes down the drain like water water water
Favorite Band: me anmd chloe because we have the bestestalbum in the world if you would like a copy please contact chloe at 555-0000000000
Most Annoying Person: everyone is annoying and i dont give a flying fuc*
Worst Way to Die: to be eaten by a quiet boy and a very large man

Comments:
VOTE FOR MUTT BISHIOP AND DONT BE SIILY, VOTE FOR WILLY!!!!!!!! I LIKE TOOTHPASTE

Chris - 03/30/98 05:47:43
My URL:http://www.playboy.com
My Email:ChikMgnt [email protected]
School/Organization: Lewis/Green Party
Favorite Part of Page: What is soon going to be on here! *wink* *wink* Jake
Favorite Tooth Paste: Oh you mean that stuff all over my sink!
Favorite Band: Parcy Mlayground, Vrinana
Most Annoying Person: whoever is most anoying
Worst Way to Die: To be kicked in the nuts really HARD! if you are a girl then, your period was like going to far and you died from loss of blood!

Comments:
So anyhoo, I was walking down the street and I stepped in crap and said " Oh Crap ". OK that was retarded. Hey it fits in. I REALLY think this page needs a picture of Chloe! Hey you retarded people who look at the guestbook and nothing else, go to the Ret rded Posting Board and sign up for the mailing list. If you don't your going to get smacked by a guy the smacks people. Well I will see ya guys and girls later.

Campbell's Soup Girl - 03/26/98 21:28:00
My Email:[email protected]
School/Organization: Lewis
Favorite Part of Page: Guestbook
Favorite Tooth Paste: Dannon Yogurt
Favorite Band: Peter likes me...Wait a minute....
Most Annoying Person: Matt is right for once. JJ
Worst Way to Die: Getting stuck in a can o' toothpaste

Comments:
Chloe E. Gates is the coolest name in the world. Besides Flying Turtle. I just have to say that Campbell's Soup is good. And that my shoulder hurts and that I can't sleep. And I have a headache.

Matthew Williams Esquire - 03/17/98 03:59:12
My URL:http://www.STOP_MESSING_WITH_MY_MIND.com
My Email:[email protected]
School/Organization: Lewis
Favorite Part of Page: The posting board
Favorite Tooth Paste: Crest Fully Clean
Favorite Band: Sugar Ray
Most Annoying Person: JJ BUIE
Worst Way to Die: Listening to David Koppel for 2 minutes

Comments:
David Koppel is one of the most anyoing people on the face of the planet. He thinks hes the best person in the entire universe. He needs to give it a rest. Thank you and have a nice day :)

Shannon "Smooth Operator" Murphy - 02/22/98 01:13:29
My URL:http://yours david
My Email:Smooth Operator.com
School/Organization: Lewis Leapers
Favorite Part of Page: dee dum
Favorite Tooth Paste: i use cheese not toothpaste what kind of person uses toothpaste
Favorite Band: Whoever sings smooth operator
Most Annoying Person: Smooth Operator
Worst Way to Die: To be eaten by a quiet boy

Comments:
i dont have time to wriet now so i will when i get home

Chris Nelson - 02/18/98 02:11:22
School/Organization: East middle school
Favorite Part of Page: Name
Favorite Tooth Paste: Aquafresh
Favorite Band: Smashing Pumpkins
Most Annoying Person: Ross Perot
Worst Way to Die: drownd

Comments:
I like your page and I think you should start more pages about other retarded animals

i don't know - 02/14/98 09:01:18
My URL:http://i don't know
My Email:uh
School/Organization: eh
Favorite Part of Page: ih
Favorite Tooth Paste: I don't know ™
Favorite Band: i dunno™
Most Annoying Person: JJ
Worst Way to Die: looking at JJ

Comments:
i wish jj would go to hell. jj sucks, jj stinky, jj stupid, jj nasty lookin', jj REALLY sucks, jj super annoying. GO TO HELL YOU BASTARD!!!!!
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Juck - 02/13/98 07:37:21
My URL:http://www.www.www
My Email:[email protected]
School/Organization: School/Organization
Favorite Part of Page: aw crap, i just stepped in a pile of...
Favorite Tooth Paste: the pastey kind
Favorite Band: Zed Lep Buslime Virnana Denhrix
Most Annoying Person: the person who made up this stupid guestbook......................DOH
Worst Way to Die: Dying from fatal causes

Comments:
Today is 2/12/98
Chloe signed this book yesterday.
That is all I have to say. (oh crap, CRP)
Actually, it says that Chloe signed TOMORROW which doesnt make sense.
So anyway, there was this guy, and he had no arms or legs and couldn't talk or hear or see or anything, and he learned Morse code by banging his head on the table or something. True story!(inside joke. Nudges Chloe) AHHH! PARROT BOY!!!!!
"and Bart, sweet rat boy..."
"hey, who're you calling rat boy?" *munch* *munch*
"Bart! I told you not to gnaw on the drywall!"
Remember when she hollers, 'out, Damn spot!' if she had ept her mouth shut...
DPC= Drunk Paranoia Complex
CRP= Chronic Rhyming Problem
KSO= Killing Spree Obsession
PSW= Porno Song Writer
"someones got toooooo much time on their hands...."
(looks at hands) "eww, whats that?"
so anyway, id best stop typing before i start rambling on about berchinskanky pinckle titch nok bitnuz churfing nayatal hitwigit schtir repkanockeller wimpdang quanupary dipple nuGAT hempwagon pottoken cokesnortin tweekburnin cracksmoken crystalsniffin ha chet puke nerkin sieieieieilepTING bobobububikwikniksikgikhikjikyiktikrikfik op top lop mop sop chop kop bop hop wop yop bing toooker hishpiktoioing
oops sorry, got a little off the topic there. Anyway, I agree, we need a picture of Chloe here. That i all.

Chloe Gates, Doctor Chloe to you - 02/13/98 01:20:39
My URL:http://flyingburritos.com
My Email:flyingturtle
School/Organization: Louis Lepers
Favorite Part of Page: Any part that says my name
Favorite Tooth Paste: The kind that comes in a can
Favorite Band: Can o' Toothepaste
Most Annoying Person: Anyone reject who actually uses toothepaste from a tube.
Worst Way to Die: Well, first you get shot. Then when you go to heaven, you discover that you are not greeted by Saint Peter, but you were mistakenly put into the Big Fire Hydrant in the Sky.

Comments:
I would really like to know who zuh is and why this person(?) wants my picture on this web page. Frankly I am a bit frightened. I would also like to know why I am signing the guest book again. And I would like to know why computers are so frigging annoyin . And I would like to know why Donald Duck doesn't wear pants. And I would like to know how they get that honey-nut taste packed into such a tiny Cheerio. And I would like to know where babies come from. And I would like to know what poor loser writes tho e stupid little poems on the inside of Beanie Baby tags. And I would like to know why "Family Circus" is so not funny. And I would like to know what is really in a hot dog. And I really want to know how to stop writing such inane comments. Oh! Just like t is.

Anonymous - 01/19/98 02:58:24
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Lot/6593/http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Lot/6593/
My Email:[email protected]
School/Organization: Mafia
Favorite Part of Page: None
Favorite Tooth Paste: My Dog's Shit
Favorite Band: The Singing Dog Shits
Most Annoying Person: David Koppel
Worst Way to Die: Eating Poisinous Dog Shit

Comments:


michael J. Buono - 01/17/98 22:10:52
School/Organization: SDSU
Favorite Part of Page: Picture of sheep brain
Favorite Tooth Paste: Crest
Most Annoying Person: JJ
Worst Way to Die: being hit in the back of the head with a rock

Comments:
Sheep are not retarded. I am a sheep hearder and I can assure you they are more inteligent then 8th grade computer geeks.

Shannon - 01/11/98 19:26:51
My Email:LoveBug824
School/Organization: Lewis
Favorite Part of Page: I am not sure
Favorite Tooth Paste: Crest
Favorite Band: um....
Most Annoying Person: Brett
Worst Way to Die: to be eaten by a very big man

Comments:
hi

Bob - 01/10/98 07:04:34
My URL:????????
My Email:yes
School/Organization: ehh.....ok
Favorite Part of Page: this one
Favorite Tooth Paste: toothpaste..........never heard of it
Favorite Band: rubber
Most Annoying Person: 10.....11.......12 WELL, YOU KNOW
Worst Way to Die: ewll, the worst way to ie, in my point of view, is to have every one of your fingers cut off, one at atime. and then have yur nose cut off, the bieng over circumsised (if ya know what i mean) then the legs should come off. And f you are not deads yeat, stick a pencil in your belly button, and work your way up, I'll leave the rest to your imagination.......................

Comments:
Yes, i have a comment, here it is..................................................................have ou ever had a six foot nostrel hair and had it got stuck on the back of a casr and then been dragged 5 miles to the nearest burger king. And the you d cide that the hair must go, but you cant cut it off, so by now, it has a mind of its oen, and it wont go away? .....................well...........neither have I. And if you do, well ou are just stupid. If you guys like bannanas soaked in pickle juice t en you are stupid, and i have no clue what i am typing. I am just yping and typing and typing and typing even though i have nohing really to say. I am very bpored. It is about 11:30 1-9-98, and i am very bore, i was talking to people but i decide to go o to the web page, oh well, la la la people are not reading this anywayse so why does it matter, i can make it as long as I want and know one will know anything that I am writing, because they are all Stupid. Mabey chloe because she likes reading thigs stu uid lke this, nd so does everyone else that i know so mabey ui should just stop writng, you know i think that that is a very good idea so i will stop know, stopimng.......stoping.........stoping..........stoping.......ok i stoped

Bob - 01/10/98 07:04:30
My URL:????????
My Email:yes
School/Organization: ehh.....ok
Favorite Part of Page: this one
Favorite Tooth Paste: toothpaste..........never heard of it
Favorite Band: rubber
Most Annoying Person: 10.....11.......12 WELL, YOU KNOW
Worst Way to Die: ewll, the worst way to ie, in my point of view, is to have every one of your fingers cut off, one at atime. and then have yur nose cut off, the bieng over circumsised (if ya know what i mean) then the legs should come off. And f you are not deads yeat, stick a pencil in your belly button, and work your way up, I'll leave the rest to your imagination.......................

Comments:
Yes, i have a comment, here it is..................................................................have ou ever had a six foot nostrel hair and had it got stuck on the back of a casr and then been dragged 5 miles to the nearest burger king. And the you d cide that the hair must go, but you cant cut it off, so by now, it has a mind of its oen, and it wont go away? .....................well...........neither have I. And if you do, well ou are just stupid. If you guys like bannanas soaked in pickle juice t en you are stupid, and i have no clue what i am typing. I am just yping and typing and typing and typing even though i have nohing really to say. I am very bpored. It is about 11:30 1-9-98, and i am very bore, i was talking to people but i decide to go o to the web page, oh well, la la la people are not reading this anywayse so why does it matter, i can make it as long as I want and know one will know anything that I am writing, because they are all Stupid. Mabey chloe because she likes reading thigs stu uid lke this, nd so does everyone else that i know so mabey ui should just stop writng, you know i think that that is a very good idea so i will stop know, stopimng.......stoping.........stoping..........stoping.......ok i stoped

Chris - 12/29/97 22:51:28
My URL:http://www.qtip.com
My Email:[email protected]
School/Organization: Lewis
Favorite Part of Page: The background
Favorite Tooth Paste: The one I use
Favorite Band: Rubber .......... just kidding CAKE
Most Annoying Person: Mr. Martin
Worst Way to Die: Someone slashing up your butt with a toothpick until it falls off. Then all of your insides would fall through the hole until you have nothing left in there.

Comments:
How is everyone today. I hope you have a green day. I sure am. Well here is a present for all of you CAKE lovers and haters. Cake Fashion Nugget Frank Sinatra We know of an ancient radiation That haunts dismembered constellations A faintly glimmering radio station While Frank Sinatra sings "Stormy Weather" The flies and spiders get along together Cobwebs fall on an old skipping record Beyond the suns that guard this roof Beyond your flowers of flaming truths Beyond your latest ad campaigns An old man sits collecting stamps In a room all filled with Chinese lamps He saves what others throw away He says that he'll be rich someday We know of an ancient radiation That haunts dismembered constellations A faintly glimmering radio station We know of an ancient radiation That haunts dismembered constellations A faintly glimmering radio station While Frank Sinatra sings "Stormy Weather" The flies and spiders get along together Cobwebs fall on an old skipping record

Zuh - 12/24/97 07:06:51
My Email:zuh
School/Organization: zuh
Favorite Part of Page: nothing
Favorite Tooth Paste: aquafresh
Favorite Band: LED ZEPPELIN
Most Annoying Person: darvis peterson
Worst Way to Die: being fatally slain

Comments:
What this page needs is a picture of Chloe

Larry Keppler - 12/05/97 23:26:04
My URL:What is this with the page and the questions and the whatever
My Email:[email protected]
School/Organization: Lewis
Favorite Part of Page: The Kiwi
Favorite Tooth Paste: Crest
Favorite Band: Oreo
Most Annoying Person: JJ Buie
Worst Way to Die: Listening to JJ talk for 1 minute about his birds

Comments:
JJ is a bum and David will lose to Matt Sernaker's Team in soccer. Have a nice day

Matthew B. Sernaker - 12/05/97 21:57:52
My URL:http://www.barney.com
My Email:[email protected]
School/Organization: Lewis
Favorite Part of Page: R.S.guide to doing stuff
Favorite Tooth Paste: Crest: It's Fully Clean
Favorite Band: They Might be giants
Most Annoying Person: JJ Buie
Worst Way to Die: Listing to David Koppel talk about spam for 5 minutes

Comments:
David, You're a bum and were going to beat you in soccer. :) Have a nice day

Reid Wise - 12/05/97 01:20:37
My URL:What the heck
My Email:[email protected]
School/Organization: Lewis Middle School
Favorite Part of Page: Everything
Favorite Tooth Paste: Crest
Favorite Band: Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Most Annoying Person: David Koppel sometimes
Worst Way to Die: Drill a hole through the head thrown off a cliff then stabbed and shot 20 times

Comments:
This is such a cool page David

chloe "skippy" gates - 11/30/97 20:19:10
My URL:http://i.don't.get.it.com
My Email:[email protected]
School/Organization: yes
Favorite Tooth Paste: mmmm...toothepaste
Favorite Band: Green daddy, pop, koala yummies
Most Annoying Person: chloe, jessica, eva, kelly, chris, david, jacob, anthony, shannon, karis, nichel, d-d, reid, alon, and everyone else I forgot to type
Worst Way to Die: being chopped into little balls, and then being put in the oven and made into snickerdoodles. MMM....snickerdoodles

Comments:
hello. this font down here is pretty cool. i'm in the mood for those stupid taco bell lunchables. mmm...beans....cheese....disgusting sauce.....ok, i'm better now. my mom wears army boots. i like to sharpen my pants. Do you like pickles? If you don't I am going to staple you to death. When you read this I demand you to put your hands on your head and poop. If you did it, you are an idiot because I did not say simon says. Ha ha ha ha. Sooooo....how are you. I am fine. Just in case you asked. I love myself. uperfreak! Superfreak! Heeheehee. I am very concerned with air pollution these days. We need to put an end to smog! Down with smog! Down with smog! Don't save the wild Kleenex! Those things are such pests. Anyways, I have to go buy a new rainhat now, so g odbye.

- 11/26/97 18:08:19

Comments:


Jewish Guy - 11/26/97 06:12:41
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Lot/6593
My Email:Phroglips
School/Organization: SDSCPA 2002
Favorite Part of Page: the hyperlinks
Favorite Tooth Paste: Sesame Street Bubble Gum Toothpaste
Favorite Band: No se
Most Annoying Person: You, david! ( just kidding)
Worst Way to Die: I don't know!

Comments:


Juck - 11/16/97 06:37:03
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Lot/6593/minus Juck
My Email:[email protected]
School/Organization: Lewis Upper School
Favorite Part of Page: nothing
Favorite Tooth Paste: spam juice
Favorite Band: Nirvana
Most Annoying Person: KOPPEL
Worst Way to Die: Eating toothpicks until the splinters pierce your stomach.

Comments:
This "Juck-Free" page sucks, just you wait! It'll fall apart in no time! Mwuahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

alon sachar - 10/28/97 17:46:01
My URL:www.geocities.com/hollywood/lot/6593
My Email:[email protected] or [email protected]
School/Organization: lewis middle school
Favorite Part of Page: everything
Favorite Tooth Paste: toothpaste? whats that
Favorite Band: ????????
Most Annoying Person: david oppel, just kidding
Worst Way to Die: bieng chopped up ito little pices, starting from your *&^%

Comments:
e-maill me at both places!!!! love the page

Tiff - 10/28/97 00:29:44
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Castle/1877/
My Email:[email protected]
School/Organization: Pomona College
Favorite Part of Page: disclaimer
Favorite Tooth Paste: aquafresh tarter control
Favorite Band: is this a trick question?
Most Annoying Person: Another tricky question!
Worst Way to Die: getting flayed with mercury poured down your scalp

Comments:
Flashy, big, and ostentatious.... I LUV IT! Nice work doods ;o) *pokes Juck* and you! Ever considered submitting your poetry? heh ;)

Rathblaine - 10/26/97 05:45:33
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/~dunkinmacleod/nirvana/lakeoffire.mid
My Email:spam
School/Organization: yes
Favorite Part of Page: no this isn't
Favorite Tooth Paste: Yes it is
Favorite Band: Led Zeppelin
Most Annoying Person: Robert Plant
Worst Way to Die: Playing the guitar and having the string break and hit the fuse for a bomb. Not only are you dead, but your string is busted too.

Comments:
Be be glad you still own your gizzard.

Lt.Gerald Quizmak - 10/25/97 03:39:03
School/Organization: S.D. Police Depart.
Favorite Part of Page: None
Favorite Tooth Paste: Crust
Most Annoying Person: David
Worst Way to Die: Listening to David

Comments:


Matt Sernaker - 10/23/97 20:50:50
My Email:[email protected]
School/Organization: lewis
Favorite Part of Page: Guest Book
Favorite Tooth Paste: crest
Favorite Band: They might be ginats
Most Annoying Person: J.J. Buie, Eric Fredrickson,Alex Miller,Lyle Tooks,Cadman Au,Barney the Purple Dinosaur
Worst Way to Die: Having Barney sing to you.

Comments:
Thank you come again.

Larry Keppler - 10/21/97 21:03:42
My Email:[email protected]
School/Organization: lewis
Favorite Part of Page: guest book
Favorite Tooth Paste: crest
Favorite Band: They might be giants
Most Annoying Person: J.J. Buie
Worst Way to Die: Being hit in the head with a stick

Comments:
J.J is a bum. He always will be a bum. He is a bum. Everyone is a bum.

MATT SERNAKER - 10/20/97 20:56:06
My Email:[email protected]
School/Organization: Lewis
Favorite Tooth Paste: Crest
Favorite Band: They might be giants
Most Annoying Person: J.J. Buie
Worst Way to Die: Being hit in the head with a rock

Comments:
You're a bum!

Jessica - 10/14/97 21:04:04
My Email:[email protected]
School/Organization: Lewis
Favorite Part of Page: HA!
Favorite Tooth Paste: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Favorite Band: What's a band?
Most Annoying Person: You
Worst Way to Die: reading Retarded Sheep Homepage

Comments:
Absolutely nothing. And how are you?

R.H. - 10/10/97 21:06:43
School/Organization: Louis
Favorite Part of Page: The barf
Favorite Tooth Paste: Barf toothpaste
Favorite Band: Barf
Most Annoying Person: J.J
Worst Way to Die: Having a retarded sheep strangle you in it's sleep, while it's barfing.

Comments:
Hello.

Cathy - 10/09/97 20:10:39
My Email:[email protected]
School/Organization: Lewis
Favorite Part of Page: dumb blonde
Favorite Tooth Paste: Crest
Favorite Band: ?????
Most Annoying Person: J.J
Worst Way to Die: Chris. Do I have to say more?

Comments:


Leah - 10/09/97 01:09:55
My Email:[email protected]
School/Organization: Lewis Middle School
Favorite Part of Page: overall
Favorite Tooth Paste: Mentadent
Favorite Band: None
Most Annoying Person: J.J.
Worst Way to Die: Being killed by a retarded sheep.

Comments:
This webpage is pretty cool. Bye.

Antoinette Cipoto - 10/02/97 21:56:20
My URL:http://pot.com/heroin
My Email:[email protected]
School/Organization: Lake Titicaca
Favorite Part of Page: Louis Homepage
Favorite Tooth Paste: crest
Favorite Band: OMC
Most Annoying Person: The Retarded Sheep
Worst Way to Die: The Retarded Sheep hangs you while annoying you

Comments:
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Baaaa! Retardo - 09/13/97 06:26:27
My URL:http://www.ihavenodukes.com
My Email:[email protected]
School/Organization: Sheep Retardo University
Favorite Part of Page: Wha?
Favorite Tooth Paste: Sheep don't own toothpaste.
Favorite Band: Boner
Most Annoying Person: Steven Anderson
Worst Way to Die: Getting hit in the ass by a football

Comments:
I have no frucking dukes! Hey goat! I'm gay! I really suck!

Brett Sharer (Falcon) - 09/07/97 22:30:19
My URL:What's a homepage?
My Email:[email protected]
School/Organization: Wilson
Favorite Part of Page: What page?
Favorite Tooth Paste: Poop
Favorite Band: Spicegirls
Most Annoying Person: Mel Gibson
Worst Way to Die: Choking on Tar

Comments:
Hi Juck!

Chris - 09/04/97 23:20:26
My URL:http://www.YouOweMeOneChris.com
My Email:[email protected]
School/Organization: Lewis Middle School
Favorite Part of Page: How do you keep a dumb blonde busy?
Favorite Tooth Paste: What the hell David?
Favorite Band: Prodigy???
Most Annoying Person: Kelly
Worst Way to Die: Someone sticking their finger up your butt so you can't fart, so then you explode!!!

Comments:
You are all gay!!!!!!!

JUCK - 08/32/84 55:55:55
My URL:http://www.somewhere.com
My Email:[email protected]
School/Organization: JUCK
Favorite Part of Page: the part about JUCK
Favorite Tooth Paste: JUCK tartar control
Favorite Band: Fark and the Juckaholics
Most Annoying Person: Bill
Worst Way to Die: Impaled with own pinky finger.

Comments:
What the hell kind of name is JUCK?

no - 08/21/97 03:49:53
My URL:http://no.no.no/~no/
My Email:[email protected]
School/Organization: no
Favorite Part of Page: no
Favorite Tooth Paste: no
Favorite Band: no
Most Annoying Person: no
Worst Way to Die: no

Comments:
no

Sivart Llewhtarg - 08/21/97 01:28:27
My URL:http://up-yours.stuff.com
My Email:asifi'[email protected]
School/Organization: Hell
Favorite Part of Page: This is a web page?
Favorite Tooth Paste: What kind of a dumbass question is that
Favorite Band: NOT sublime
Most Annoying Person: The retarded sheep
Worst Way to Die: Listening to the retarded sheep talk for more than five minutes (in your lifetime)

Comments:
YOU ALL SUCK.

Guestbook Testing Man! - 08/19/97 07:03:40
My URL:http://homepage
My Email:email
School/Organization: school/org
Favorite Part of Page: fav page
Favorite Tooth Paste: crest
Favorite Band: Sublime
Most Annoying Person: darvid
Worst Way to Die: swallow sea urchin

Comments:
This is just a test. Had this been an actual guestbook signing, you would have recieved actual answers.