Goodling
Name: Goodling
Age:778
Height:6'5" with hat
Weight:5 ounces naked
Eye Color: Black
Hair Color: Black
Powers:Sonic Laugh, deadly stare, Hypnotic Smile,deadly throwing hat, Sooperfasst spelLor (not always correctly though)
Story:He was born on island off the coast of Norway. Raised to be a great fisherman. So great he discovered a mysterious fish that spoke to him. It told him of a great rock he must see. So he took the fish's advice and went to see this great rock. and he saw the great rock and it was great. so he went back home. and on the way home talked to some guy who told him of a mysterious fish who told him of a great rock. and he decided that the fish was trying to trick him so he hurried home. When he got home he discover that his home was no more. And he was very sad. so sad that he never smiled again for 200 years Now you may wonder of his longevity and it is ancient chinese secret that is another story But at his 300th birthday the fish returned to him and said he was very sorry about his home and he gave him a seashell and said it was a magical seashell. he thought that was very nice and so he thanked him. attached to the seashell was instructions on how to poop. Oh and then 500 years later he joined Resource Cookie by meeting TeddyTron at a Grocery store.
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