The late-night clerk at Albertson's on the corner of Main and Greenville is
being held by police today as the only suspect in the robbery of the stores
ATM. Allegedly, the 19-year-old attendant left his cash register and turned off
the security cameras. Police arrived to investigate when an alarm wired to the
Bank of America ATM activated. They found the the ATM totally smashed and
ripped from the wall and the attendant sitting beside it in a fit of remorse.
The attendant claims that three men robbed the ATM with their bare hands, and
they where rumored to have the above human speed, also the clerk added one of
them eyes glowed a hot red when he looked at the clerk. The clerk is expected
to plead insanity in his upcoming trial.