son_of_da_great_one: R U CHRISTIAN?
residentevil34: Yes!!!
residentevil34: I am the great moses!!!
residentevil34: Oh yes!!! Moses is the bomb baby!!!
son_of_da_great_one: R U PENTECOSTSL
residentevil34: But sometimes I sin! 
residentevil34: Yes!!! I am a pentecostal preacher from sacremento!!!
son_of_da_great_one: 4REAL?
residentevil34: Yes!!!
residentevil34: But even thought I am a minister sometimes I sin!!!
son_of_da_great_one: I'M PENTECOSTAL
residentevil34: Then I hit myself!!! 
residentevil34: That is the only way to get into heaven and away from the demon spiders of hell!!!
residentevil34: The demon spiders say "GET THAT MOSES! HE IS A MOTHER BLANKER!"
son_of_da_great_one: BUT I HAVE A FEW PROBLEMS WIT MATUBATION
son_of_da_great_one: MASTUBATION
residentevil34: Matubation?!!
residentevil34: What is Matubation?
son_of_da_great_one: MATURBATION
residentevil34: Oh Masturbation!!!
son_of_da_great_one: MASTURBATION
residentevil34: Well what you should do is cut your weiner off!!!
residentevil34: For it willonly cause you to sin more!!!
son_of_da_great_one: NO WAY
residentevil34: Yes!!!
son_of_da_great_one: YOU R NOT A PENTECOSTAL PREACHER
son_of_da_great_one: U R SOME KIND OF CULT PREACHER
residentevil34: Have you ever read in Matthew where it says "If you sin with a body part cu it off and throw it into the fire"
residentevil34: Which means you must do so!!!
son_of_da_great_one: MATTHEW!! WHAT CHAPTER DOES IT SAY DAT?
residentevil34: I forgot exactly but read all of Matthew and you will find it there!! But if you really want to look quick go to www.biblegateway.com and type in matthew!
son_of_da_great_one: U R NOT A PREACHER IF U DON'T EVEN NOW WHAT CHAPTER
son_of_da_great_one: IT SAYS DAT
residentevil34: But yes!!! if you are serious about what I have told you get some neosporin!!! and a bandaid!!!
residentevil34: Would you like me to look it up for you?!!
son_of_da_great_one: U R A FOOL
residentevil34: I am serious!!!
residentevil34: Do you want the Demonspiders to take your birdie away from you?!! Or are you going to do it yourself and prevent yourself from going to eternal damnation!!!
residentevil34: Well?!!
son_of_da_great_one: DON'T CHAT RUBBISH
son_of_da_great_one: COS I'M A PENTECOSTAL CHRISTIAN
residentevil34: Sinner Homosexual!!!
residentevil34: I am not chatting rubbish!!! Cut off your weiner!!! Before it is too late!!!