spiritualangel411: hello
residentevil34: hi
spiritualangel411: you needed help?
residentevil34: Yes.
spiritualangel411: with what?
residentevil34: Satan is in my house.
residentevil34: He killed my mom and turned her into a bull.
spiritualangel411: first let me ask did you invite him in?
residentevil34: HELP SATAN IS DRY HUMPING ME
spiritualangel411: yeah, whatever
spiritualangel411: bye
residentevil34: Are you trying to say that taking 100 hits of acid made me invite satan?
spiritualangel411: yes
spiritualangel411: and not only that, quite some imagination also
residentevil34: Well what should I do?
residentevil34: HE'S DRY HUMPING ME AGAIN!
spiritualangel411: rebuke him in the name of Jesus Christ
residentevil34: SAVE ME JEBUS!!!

Then I did it to someone else

residentevil34: hello
dex_md: hey
dex_md: whats the eal
dex_md: deal
residentevil34: Satan is in my house
residentevil34: and he turned my mom into a
residentevil34: bull
dex_md: ha ha
dex_md: are u on drugs
dex_md: or are u just playin
residentevil34: No, not really, I only took 100 hits of acid.
dex_md: oh ok
residentevil34: So what should I do?
dex_md: i thoght we were gonna talk  about goa
residentevil34: HELP! SATAN IS DRY HUMPING ME!
dex_md: god
residentevil34: Ok, he stopped.
residentevil34: Why is god letting satan turn my mom into a bull?
dex_md: why are u insulting yourself by saying this crap
residentevil34: What?
residentevil34: I thought you were going to help me
dex_md: stay of drugs
dex_md: talk to me about your real problems
residentevil34: stay on drugs?
dex_md:  stay off drugs
residentevil34: HE'S DOING IT AGAIN!