the_pork_pope34: HELLO!
rocker_dude_person_thingamabob: hey
the_pork_pope34: HAVE YOU HEARD THE WORD OF THE PORK POPE!
the_pork_pope34: I WON'T BECOME THE THING I HATE.
rocker_dude_person_thingamabob: not recently
the_pork_pope34: I WON'T BECOME THE THING I HATE.
the_pork_pope34: I WON'T BECOME YOOOOOOOOOOOU!
rocker_dude_person_thingamabob: you just wasted 2 min of my life
the_pork_pope34: THE PORK POPE LOVES ALL.
the_pork_pope34: EXCEPT FOR YOU.
the_pork_pope34: AND YOUR WHOLE FAMILY.
the_pork_pope34: YOU MAKE THE PORK POPE SICK.
the_pork_pope34: SICK.
the_pork_pope34: SICK AND HORNY.
the_pork_pope34: HORNY AND SICK.
the_pork_pope34: MAKE LOVE TO THE PORK POPE!
the_pork_pope34: NOW!
rocker_dude_person_thingamabob: <ding>
the_pork_pope34: AND MAKE IT SNAPPY.
the_pork_pope34: SNAP.
the_pork_pope34: SNAP SNAP.
the_pork_pope34: CRACKLE POP.
the_pork_pope34: THEY CAME FROM THE TREES MAN.
the_pork_pope34: THOSE KEEBLER BASTARDS!
rocker_dude_person_thingamabob: they jumped u?
the_pork_pope34: YOU SAVED MY LIFE BACK THERE.
the_pork_pope34: YOU SAVED MINE TOO.
the_pork_pope34: HERE'S TO SNAP!
rocker_dude_person_thingamabob: I GOT NIPPLES
the_pork_pope34: YES THE KEEBLER ELVES ARE AT WAR WITH THE RICE KRISPY GUYS.
the_pork_pope34: THEY NEED THE PORK POPE.
the_pork_pope34: AS DO YOU.
the_pork_pope34: YOU SICK PERVERTED VILE DISGUSTING SEXY SEXY HAIRY MAN.
rocker_dude_person_thingamabob: not hairy, but i agree w/ the sexy pary
rocker_dude_person_thingamabob: *part
the_pork_pope34: THE ONLY THING GOING DOWN IN THIS CAR IS THE WINDOW.
the_pork_pope34: 'CAUSE YO PUSSY STANK.
rocker_dude_person_thingamabob: if i had one
the_pork_pope34: ALL PRAISE THE PORK POPE!
the_pork_pope34: I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA PLAY ME.
the_pork_pope34: WHEN YOU GET WIND.
the_pork_pope34: I HEARD YOUR FULL OF SHIT SO.
the_pork_pope34: I
the_pork_pope34: I'VE BEEN DUPED AGAIN.
the_pork_pope34: BUT IF YOU COVER YOUR ASS.
the_pork_pope34: WITH THE SAME OLD SONG.
the_pork_pope34: YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE FARTING.
the_pork_pope34: FARTING WITH A WALKMAN ON.
rocker_dude_person_thingamabob: if pigs had wings, u'd be safe ur holiness, but until then, stay away from the bacon factory
the_pork_pope34: THE BACON FACTORY HAS BEEN TRANSFORMED INTO THE HALL OF THE PORK POPE!
the_pork_pope34: SO HAIL THE PORK POPE.
the_pork_pope34: AND IF YOU EVER NEED ANYTHING BLOW THIS WHISTLE.
the_pork_pope34: YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE FARTING.
the_pork_pope34: FARTING,
the_pork_pope34: WITH A WALKMAN ON.
rocker_dude_person_thingamabob: whar whistle?
the_pork_pope34: GIVE ME A FUCKIN' BREAK.
rocker_dude_person_thingamabob:  
rocker_dude_person_thingamabob: i like sausage
the_pork_pope34: BOOP A DOOP A DOOP.
the_pork_pope34: THE SAUSAGE POPE IS A FOOL
rocker_dude_person_thingamabob:  
the_pork_pope34: RING RING RING RING RING RING BANANA PHONE!
the_pork_pope34: I'VE GOT THIS FEELING.
the_pork_pope34: SO APPEALING.
rocker_dude_person_thingamabob: I AM THE BEEF POPE
the_pork_pope34: FOR US TO GET TOGETHER.
the_pork_pope34: AND SING!
the_pork_pope34: SING!
the_pork_pope34: RING RING RING RING RING RING
the_pork_pope34: BANANA PHONE!
rocker_dude_person_thingamabob:  
the_pork_pope34: YOUR COWS WILL DIE AND ALL THAT WILL BE LEFT IS THE PORK POPE.
the_pork_pope34: MY CELLULAR BANANULAR PHONE!
rocker_dude_person_thingamabob: NO, THE RIEGN OF THE PORK POPE HAS ENDED
the_pork_pope34: BANANA PHONE RING RING RING! THIS PHONE DRIVES ME BANANAS!
rocker_dude_person_thingamabob: DROP THE PHONE OR THE PIG GETS IT  
rocker_dude_person_thingamabob:  
the_pork_pope34: THE BANANA PHONE AND THE PORK POPE ARE PROOF OF GODS LOVE TO PIG AND FRUITS!
the_pork_pope34: JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL, LIVIN' IN A LONELY WORLD.
the_pork_pope34: SHE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN.
the_pork_pope34: GOING 
the_pork_pope34: ANY WHERE......
the_pork_pope34: JUST A CITY BOY. BORN AND RAISE IN SOUTH DETROIT. HE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANYWHERE.....
rocker_dude_person_thingamabob: REALLY?
the_pork_pope34: YEAH
the_pork_pope34: ROCK ON.
rocker_dude_person_thingamabob: R U A DUDE OR A CHIK?
the_pork_pope34: I AM THE PORK POPE!
the_pork_pope34: PRAISE THE PORK POPE!
the_pork_pope34: YOUR LOVE IS LIKE BAD MEDICINE.
the_pork_pope34: BAD MEDICINE IS WHAT I NEED.
rocker_dude_person_thingamabob: DOES THAT MEAN UR BOTH?
the_pork_pope34: WHOAH!
the_pork_pope34: SHAKE IT UP.
the_pork_pope34: JUST LIKE BAD MEDICINE.
the_pork_pope34: THERE AIN'T NO DOCTOR THAT CAN CURE MY DISEASE.
the_pork_pope34: BAD BAD
the_pork_pope34: MEDICINE