kobarbs: hi dear
residentevil34: HELLO
kobarbs: asl pls
residentevil34: ASL INDEED!
kobarbs: yah
residentevil34: yep
kobarbs: asl pls
residentevil34: ASL INDEED!
kobarbs: f
kobarbs: and u
residentevil34: SHEMALE!
kobarbs: what do u mean shemale?????
residentevil34: SHEMALE!
kobarbs: am maleshe
residentevil34: NO! A SHEMALE!
kobarbs: u mean u r she at the same time a he
residentevil34: yes
kobarbs: lucky
residentevil34: WHY?
kobarbs: u mean u can fuck yourself
residentevil34: I DO NOT APPRECIATE THAT LANGUAGE! I AM A CHRISTIAN!
kobarbs: sorry for that
residentevil34: YOU SHOULD BE! I AM A PENTECOSTAL SHEMALE!
kobarbs: what can we chat about?
residentevil34: JESUS!
kobarbs: i dont know anything about jesus
kobarbs: can u teach me
residentevil34: SURE! FOR GOD GAVE HIS ONLY SON BECAUSE HE DID WANT TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT
residentevil34: AND CUNNILINGUS BEGOT ANALINGUS AND ANALINGUS BEGOT AUNT JEMIMA
kobarbs: will u pls go on
residentevil34: NO
residentevil34: MY PANTS ARE MISSING AND THE CAT IS BURNING! I MUST GO~