residentevil34: HELLO
wheres_the_doober: whats up
residentevil34: DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME JESUS JUMPED OVER THE TANK OF POISONOUS SNAKES ON HIS MOTORCYCLE?
wheres_the_doober: yeah
residentevil34: AND THEN HE WAS ALL LIKE HEYYYYYY! AND STUCK HIS THUMBS UP.
residentevil34: JESUS IS SO COOL.
residentevil34: WHEN I GROW UP I WANNA BE JUST LIKE JESUS.
wheres_the_doober: i am jesus u cant be like me
residentevil34: JESUS IS NOT YOU.
residentevil34: AND YOU ARE NOT JESUS.
wheres_the_doober: oh but i am
residentevil34: JESUS STOLE THE HUBCAPS OFF MY CAR BECAUSE HE LOVES ME AND WANTS ME TO BE HAPPY.
residentevil34: AND YOU ARE NOT A MEXICAN JEW.
wheres_the_doober: ur a fucking moron and god hates u
residentevil34: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE JESUS STOLE MY HUBCAPS.
wheres_the_doober: fuck off 
wheres_the_doober: fucking retard
residentevil34: HOW DARE YOU.
residentevil34: I LOVE YOU.
wheres_the_doober: u love the cock
residentevil34: GIVE ME A KISS AND CALL ME BIG RUFUS.
wheres_the_doober: fucking queer
residentevil34: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
wheres_the_doober: and ur moms a crack whore
residentevil34: MAYBE SHE IS BUT AT LEAST MY PENIS SINGS TO ME.
wheres_the_doober: thats good to know
residentevil34: DAMN RIGHT HONKEY
wheres_the_doober: i fucking hate niggers like u 
residentevil34: FUCK YOU BUDDY
residentevil34: FUCK YOU AND YOUR WHOLE CREW YO
residentevil34: TOUCH-A TOUCH-A TOUCH-A TOUCH ME.
residentevil34: I WANNA BE DIRTY.