| Why ResidentEvil34 Hates Insane Clown Posse BY Resident Evil34 |
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| It's no secret that I believe all Juggalos deserve to be shot. But what most of you didn't know is that I hate ICP too. Why? Some of you may ask? That is what this little page is here for not just to make you laugh but to inform. Now on to the most important part the page. The real reasons why I hate ICP. 1. Not only is it no secret that they fantasize about skullfucking Eminem but they want to rape his ass while he is alive. But I think it wouldn't be considered rape since Eminem would invite that anyhow. 2. Yet again, their infatuation with necrophillia. they "rap" about fucking dead people. Thats why Juggalos are so fucking stupid they can't wait to become rich and famous so they can rape dead people. 3. The Dark Carnival. They believe a "magical" carnival travels from town to town and prophecizes about evil taking over the planet. Sure, they made a lot of money off of this stupid shit. But it's still fucking stupid and yet another reason why ICP should have their legs tied to a tree and their arms tied to a moving truck. 4. The Joker cards, they actually have a album named after a pair of brothers who juggle the amount of sins you have and if they drop the balls you go to hell.....yeah....some uncoordinated dick dictates on if I go to hell or not. 5. Them claiming that they don't want to be on MTV or any other mainstream music source. Yeah...they don't want to be popular among a bunch of teeny bopper fucks thats really working for them <coughBULLSHITcough> That won't work for two reasons look at their dumb fucking fan base, their entire fanbase is a bunch of stupid little fucks who don't fit in with rap kids and don't fit in with rock kids...just like albinos. Only albinos think their dumb too. Most juggalos are a bunch of fucking lemmings. 6. Faygo soda, not only is that the official soft drink of a new set of fucking retards, it also makes all of it's money from dumbass teeny bopper juggalos. These are thus far my reasons for why Insane Clown Posse deserves to be beaten to death with a tire iron in broad daylight. I have more reasons but I want stuff that I can keep updating this site. |